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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Thank You !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    I love it I'mSoTired! I am going to miss the Hulking Dave on your recap (not on the show).
    Great Job!!

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    There once was a girl named Jilli
    Who proved she can be quite silly
    Let's hope our boy Reid
    Rides up on his steed
    And takes our girl Jilli to Philly

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by bdelregi;3497165;
    There once was a girl named Jilli
    Who proved she can be quite silly
    Let's hope our boy Reid
    Rides up on his steed
    And takes our girl Jilli to Philly
    WONDERFUL, bdelregi!!!! I LOVE limericks!!!! Great way to start my day. Thanks!
    Every time MF grins, somewhere in the world a unicorn dies.
    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    There once was a girl named Jillian
    who was looking for love, just like millions!
    Opting to become the next Bachelorette
    Only left her in a state of permanent upset
    Swaying with her date at her local cotillion,
    she conceded "This is as good as it gets!"

    The end!
    "No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!"Joyce Brothers

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Guess it doesn't pay to lurk and not post. I was trying to do the lastest Breakfast TV interview with Riaz and Jillian. If anyone is interested the two parts are available on youtube. Interview was done on June 11 and posted by jazzyweathergirl (aka Dawn Chubai)

    I really enjoyed the interview and it seems no matter what or who the outcome Jillian is one happy girl.

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    There once was a bach nick-named Snake
    Who played gee-tar every hour he was ‘wake
    Instead of a-thrillin’
    Our spines are a-chillin’
    Why can’t he just jump in a lake?

    There once was a bachelor named Ed
    Who seemed just as nice as De’s Fred
    We haven’t forgot
    That he’s on the yacht
    But how many tears will he shed?

    There once was a bachelor named Kip
    Who made all our hearts a beat skip
    Will he break Jilly’s heart
    Will she make a new start
    On the Hawaiian trip?

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    There once was a bachelor named Dave
    Not really a FORT-er fan fave
    He went in for a kiss
    But boy, did he miss
    He just didn't know how to behave

    There once was a bachelor named Jake
    The other guys thought he was fake
    Will he get the "friend" card
    for trying too hard?
    He's "perfect," for heaven's sake!

    There once was a bachelor, Tanner
    "I love toes," he wrote on a banner
    to kiss 'em and suck 'em
    I can't say the rest.. ummm...
    I'd be kicked off the board on my fanner

    There once was a bachelor named Mark
    With a two-on-one, Stanley Park
    He did get a rose
    But the future, who knows?
    I'm still out in the dark!

    There once was a bachelor named Robby
    His kisses made Jillian wobbly
    He spun her around
    without touching the ground
    and now garnering roses, his hobby

    There once was a bachelor named Mike
    We thought he was riding the bike
    In the fountain, perhaps?
    Oh, those wicked screen caps -
    Most of these guys look alike!

    There still is a bachelor named Jesse
    His family grows wine in the west, see?
    Is he on the tractor
    the "invisible" factor?
    We'll have to watch next week, let's see

    I didn't sleep well all last night
    My brain's in a terrible fright
    I've gone limerick-crazy
    My brain's now all hazy
    I wonder if I'm really all right

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by jayjay55;3497916;
    Guess it doesn't pay to lurk and not post. I was trying to do the lastest Breakfast TV interview with Riaz and Jillian. If anyone is interested the two parts are available on youtube. Interview was done on June 11 and posted by jazzyweathergirl (aka Dawn Chubai)

    I really enjoyed the interview and it seems no matter what or who the outcome Jillian is one happy girl.
    Welcome JayJay!

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Just some new icons to share!












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