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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    OMG! I just discovered this thread!!! I love it!

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    let the game begin!

    OK, it's time to inject a little fun here! With so many unknowns this season, and the obvious lead-in of the 2010 Olympic Games being held in Whistler as well as Vancouver...it seems a perfect time for a game next week... survey says, Bachelorette pong!

    Here are the rules:

    Examine the list of 50 quotes below.

    Pick ten that you are pretty sure will be said. (If DH or DC are around and not playing, you might want to choose ten you think *won't* be said...)

    For each of these lines you hear, you must knock back a shot of Canadian Club in honor of Jilly (ok, you may substitute anything shootable). If you are playing, you must even do this if you are watching it on Tivo or Youtube. Keep the bottle handy, ladies and gentlemen, and get your scorecards ready. Here's the list:

    1. I think I'm falling for Jillian.
    2. They say love, it don't come easy...
    3. If I hear that song one more time...
    4. I hope I get a rose.
    5. Am I getting a rose?
    6. Train ride? We're going on a train ride?
    7. Glacier? We're going to a glacier?
    8. What a pretty yellow plane!
    9. Your eyes are so pretty.
    10. Where are we?
    11. Excuse me?
    12. May I borrow Jillian?
    13. Who's getting the one-on-one?
    14. Who's going home?
    15. She likes me - she really likes me.
    16. Whoa!
    17. This was the best date of my life.
    18. I've never done this before.
    19. Your dress is so...
    20. You look so...
    21. I brought you a drink (will be harder to score now that Juan is gone)
    22. May I kiss you?
    23. Knock, knock.
    24. My heart is breaking.
    25. I never thought I'd feel this way.
    26. I know I'm the one for her.
    27. Who's there?
    28. I have a little surprise for you.
    29. The most dramatic rose ceremony ever.
    30. Y'all er breakin' mah haaart. (sorry, MeAnna, had to steal your line for the game)
    31. Let me see your toes one more time.
    32. Did you notice her feet?
    33. It's cold out here!
    34. I've never been on a snowmobile before.
    35. I don't have a girlfriend.
    36. Really, I don't.
    37. I know who does...
    39. You're amaaaazing (sorry, J*sson)
    40. Ooh! This is fun!
    41. Slow down.
    42. I could really see myself with this guy.
    43. This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
    44. I'm a celebrity! Someone get me out of here!
    45. Please don't go.
    46. If this were cheese, it would be a vat of Velveeta.
    47. Where's the rest of my dress?
    48. Never before in Bachelorette history...
    49. VO: She's the most...
    50. I love.....

    Extra points (meaning, everyone drinks!) for:
    - anyone singing other than WEaSel.
    - any reference to Jilly marrying any of the bachelors
    - audible sighs
    - crying *with* snuffling (we know from the preview that there's crying, so you need the "extra")
    - duck lip lip lock (and two cheers to you if you can say this three times at the end of the show)

    So, do we have any players out there? Send in the numbers you'll be tracking, and your drink of choice.... unfortunately, I'll have to check in Tuesday (unfortunate timing for a mini vacation with DH ).

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    BINGO!! Oh, crap. We're supposed to wait till next week?

    Great fun, in2deep, and very clever. Thanks!
    Every time MF grins, somewhere in the world a unicorn dies.
    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by I'msotired;3492752;
    BINGO!! Oh, crap. We're supposed to wait till next week?

    Great fun, in2deep, and very clever. Thanks!
    I'msotired, are you working on this week's funny? I'm looking forward to it and waiting patiently. In2deep, that seems fun!

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian



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    Every time MF grins, somewhere in the world a unicorn dies.
    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by sanlee;3492758;
    I'msotired, are you working on this week's funny? I'm looking forward to it and waiting patiently. In2deep, that seems fun!
    Thanks, sanlee! Ask and ye shall receive, eh? Hope you enjoy it.
    Every time MF grins, somewhere in the world a unicorn dies.
    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'msotired;3492761;
    Thanks, sanlee! Ask and ye shall receive, eh? Hope you enjoy it.
    Absolutely brilliant! I am amazed how you find these cute little pictures to use and put them together so well. Love it, totally!!

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    If Fleiss and his minions ever discover these gems, we'll have to put you in witness protection! What he really should do, though, is turn the Bachelorette into a situation comedy and hire you to run the show. These are so hilarious: you nailed every date! My particular favorites: Reid with the vacuum cleaner, Wes on the ice, Jake's perfection, the duck/dragon boats, David in the straight-jacket, the plane, Jesse and Jill, and most of all--Mike and Mark's date. Fabbo!!!
    Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. --Dorothy Parker

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Imsotired, thanks for a nearly-dropped-my-coffee moment! The boats made me laugh right out loud! Many precious moments. And if you want to play the game rewatching epi 4, be my guest And to you, BritLit and Sanlee, thanks for your encouragement! It's off to work I go...

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    Awesome! I just love Dave as the Hulk! Look forward to this every week. You are amazing!

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