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    Re: "US Weakly" The Backelorette (A Fun Feature)

    The best edition yet. You outdid yourself. It was definitely the highlight of my day.

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    That was so awesome once again I'msotired! I enjoy these so much! Great job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PHan;3998383;
    The best edition yet. You outdid yourself. It was definitely the highlight of my day.
    Agreed. You are very creative.

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    Dear Editor:

    Would you please see to it that my next two issues arrive in my mailbox a day ahead of my neighbor's? It would be much appreciated. She is also a subscriber and beats me to the mailbox then ruins my day by reading it to me over and over and over again. I would love to be able to do the same to her.

    Oh...a comment on the current issue. My neighbor says Frank actually lives in Tahiti and doesn't have a girlfriend...that it was all made up. Is this true?

    Sincerely, a fan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arielflies;3998698;
    Dear Editor:

    Would you please see to it that my next two issues arrive in my mailbox a day ahead of my neighbor's? It would be much appreciated. She is also a subscriber and beats me to the mailbox then ruins my day by reading it to me over and over and over again. I would love to be able to do the same to her.

    Oh...a comment on the current issue. My neighbor says Frank actually lives in Tahiti and doesn't have a girlfriend...that it was all made up. Is this true?

    Sincerely, a fan

    THATS IT!!!! The entire show turns out to be not "real" (ha ha) but rather a figment of Frank's imagination. You know the tv shows that ended and the last episode eplains the entire show was a dream? (ie Newhart)

    At the ATFR we will see Frank and Ali showing us footage of them basking in the sun in Tahiti discussing the screenplay he sold to Fleiss that enabled them to take this great honeymoon.......NONE of its was real; it never occurred. The entire show was his screenplay that he described in great detail to Ali......
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    Hahaha! I love who is at the door!!

    and my other favorites:

    Roberto as Ted Striker!
    Gilligan's Island song
    and Fed Ex box!!

    Great job, I'msotired!

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    Thanks as always Imsotired. What I especially love about your satire is how a person needs to reread it several times to catch all the innuendoes and subliminal messaging you've got going on. I've got to be the dumbest person yet...because the Fedex thing threw me for a while....that was pure brilliance. Frankie needs that rug back. You are definitely my kind of person...a little on the crazy side.

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    Jock Itch powder and Penicillin. Awesome!!


    Now we know for sure!! Craig M. and Frank shop at the same store!!!

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    lol on the show providing the condoms!

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