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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    There once was a great guy named Kip
    He kissed Jilly with a protruding lip
    A ripped set of abs he had
    He was quite the handsome lad
    Will he be Jilly's final pick?
    We need not think alike to love alike

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    A short description with pictures of Michael's one on one date with Jillian from tonight's episode!

    Michael gets his dream date with his favorite girl! Unfortunately for Jillian Michael is more impressed with the big tree house that he gets to play in than he is with how cute Jillian looks in her outfit.


    Michael then gets a chance to show off his break dancing skills, unfortunately things don't go so well and he ends up looking more like a fool than looking cool while hanging upside down!


    After the fun in the trees Jillian makes Michael put on his big boy jacket and takes him to a lovely wine cellar for dinner and drinks. Jillian further becomes a downer when she forces Michael to shake the nice mans hand when all Michael wants to do is chug some wine, tell some jokes and maybe make out a little!
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    Love the poetry, love the captions. Thanks!
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    After carefully checking out all of the clues that Jillian has been giving during her numerous interviews I have finally been able to decode them and have determined who her F1 pick is. The man is what Jillian says he is. He is soft in the middle (that's actually her putting it nicely), he is funny (to look at), makes her laugh (how can you NOT laugh at a man who looks and acts the way he does!), he does charity work (he hires people to be in his productions, unfortunately he also then throws them under a bus). After carefull consideration Jillian apparently decided to go with the one guy that no one saw her picking at all, that's why she said the last 5 mins will be a total shock! This is definately Bachelorette history that is MUST SEE!!!! Ready to find out who he is??


    Yes folks, she picked Mike Fleiss!!! More money than common sense and a WHOLE LOT to love!!!


    *I will of course be expecting a ton of requests for me to replace keyboards as I am sure that vomit is very difficult to remove!*

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by sclilred1;3502205;
    After carefully checking out all of the clues that Jillian has been giving during her numerous interviews I have finally been able to decode them and have determined who her F1 pick is. The man is what Jillian says he is. He is soft in the middle (that's actually her putting it nicely), he is funny (to look at), makes her laugh (how can you NOT laugh at a man who looks and acts the way he does!), he does charity work (he hires people to be in his productions, unfortunately he also then throws them under a bus). After carefull consideration Jillian apparently decided to go with the one guy that no one saw her picking at all, that's why she said the last 5 mins will be a total shock! This is definately Bachelorette history that is MUST SEE!!!! Ready to find out who he is??


    Yes folks, she picked Mike Fleiss!!! More money than common sense and a WHOLE LOT to love!!!


    *I will of course be expecting a ton of requests for me to replace keyboards as I am sure that vomit is very difficult to remove!*

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by sclilred1;3502205;
    After carefully checking out all of the clues that Jillian has been giving during her numerous interviews I have finally been able to decode them and have determined who her F1 pick is. The man is what Jillian says he is. He is soft in the middle (that's actually her putting it nicely), he is funny (to look at), makes her laugh (how can you NOT laugh at a man who looks and acts the way he does!), he does charity work (he hires people to be in his productions, unfortunately he also then throws them under a bus). After carefull consideration Jillian apparently decided to go with the one guy that no one saw her picking at all, that's why she said the last 5 mins will be a total shock! This is definately Bachelorette history that is MUST SEE!!!! Ready to find out who he is??


    Yes folks, she picked Mike Fleiss!!! More money than common sense and a WHOLE LOT to love!!!


    *I will of course be expecting a ton of requests for me to replace keyboards as I am sure that vomit is very difficult to remove!*

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by sclilred1;3502205;
    After carefully checking out all of the clues that Jillian has been giving during her numerous interviews I have finally been able to decode them and have determined who her F1 pick is. The man is what Jillian says he is. He is soft in the middle (that's actually her putting it nicely), he is funny (to look at), makes her laugh (how can you NOT laugh at a man who looks and acts the way he does!), he does charity work (he hires people to be in his productions, unfortunately he also then throws them under a bus). After carefull consideration Jillian apparently decided to go with the one guy that no one saw her picking at all, that's why she said the last 5 mins will be a total shock! This is definately Bachelorette history that is MUST SEE!!!! Ready to find out who he is??


    Yes folks, she picked Mike Fleiss!!! More money than common sense and a WHOLE LOT to love!!!


    *I will of course be expecting a ton of requests for me to replace keyboards as I am sure that vomit is very difficult to remove!*
    Good one!

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Now that would truly be bananas.
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    The "Making Of" Documentary We Would ALL Love To See
    Snippets from Director Fleiss...

    What's this, Jillian? You can't get your man to "perform" for the cameras? He said his fears got away with the moment? Relax, sweetie, we've got plenty of dudes here to boost his confidence.

    Damn it! Why didn't somebody tell me he wasn't on that group date! You mean Mike jumped into the Pacific with his mankini for nothing? Wait a minute... I remember Brian sent in a demo video...

    OK, Brian. You know what to do at the cocktail party. Tanner, you know what to say to get Mr. Bashful's eyes off of Jillian. By the way, I have a full-body massage set up for the Vancouver suite. I want you to show him it's OK to get nekked in front of the cameras. We'll show him the blur effect we use. Oh... and another thing, do you still have that kinky jock strap you used in YOUR audition tape?

    Mark! I need you to do some coaching. We are glad you directed soft-core porn in addition to your pizza deliveries. Also, he's more relaxed around you; you're not a threat like Ed. I'll have you kiss Jillian second on our little movie set... you may have to do it longer so that he'll understand the technique. Oh, Juan. Make sure you mention his name during your line "who gets the smooch?". I still can't make him show his face under that hat. OK... ACTION!---- "You boys have been bad... real bad..."

    Oh Mark... I need you to coach him again during the wrap-up party. He keeps saying he feels like he's in high school, so we got to use every trick in the book. That's why all of the movie footage the guys are seeing are him and Jillie... we want to make him feel comfortable seeing himself on screen. (Darn that silly cowboy hat!) OK, Mark. What I want you to do is get him to kiss on camera again. We'll try to edit you out so it looks like Juan is interrupting.

    That kiss was too lame. Oh well... maybe we'll stick it in the previews. We can't waste what little footage we have.

    What's this? He's also a tad jealous of Robbie? Good. We can't use Wes in EVERY scene. We'll have her give Rob a rose to stir things up a bit. Make sure he sees them using his luv seat.

    Great work, Kiptyn! After showing him your fireside kiss, he understood what to do. We'll just insert his kissing scene first. Heck, we have a TON of footage of you already. Ya' know Kip... with your techniques, Mark's coaching... and Wes... we could do wonders here! Of course, she can't string everybody along; but if we could keep you through most of the season... We could even have him locked up in a room watching all of your make-out scenes. Oh... don't forget to keep your arm on his shoulder when your 1 on 1 date card is read. I want him to FEEL your almighty presence. Now, for our next scene, please use a little more tongue.

    Thank you Ed, but you know it is not part of the script to "fall for" Jillian. We just want him to think you're a threat. Like I said before, Wes is getting tired doing all of the work. Didn't that skyscraper stunt show how disposable you are? We had to install underwater cameras just to prevent you from going too far with her in the pool. I appreciate you and Tanner calling out during Wes' alone time, but it didn't get him off his seat to come over and investigate.

    No, no Jake... we HAVE to keep Wes a little longer. He's much more jealous of him than he is with you. Even if he was a little shaken when we showed him the footage of her fiddling with your honky tonk suit. We will keep you for one or two more episodes. It's nice to have another Too-Nice Boy around.

    Wait a minute, Ed!... I just thought of a GREAT TWIST that will revy up his motor during Fantasy Suite time. OK, we'll use both you and Kip. Now, about that twist...

    Mark, you may be leaving in the next rose ceremony, but we may still need you for behind-the-scenes coaching. Unfortunately, we didn't get you completely edited from their wrap-up moment before it aired. We'll have to keep you behind the camera this time. Oh heck... you're promoted to cameraman. Then you don't have to keep shaving all of the time.

    This delay in a 1 on 1 sex date is costing us a fortune. Jesse's hot tub moment didn't work well enough. Robby's the last one we can squeeze in. I'm afraid Tanner's foot fetish is too much of a turn-off for her. Yet, she can at least fake it with Rob. Then again, we could set up another date with Wes... hmmmm

    Oh... call Dan, my hometown scout. See if there are any Philadelphia houses for sale we can rig with hidden cameras. We'll just casually make him think he's alone with her.

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    There once was young fellow named Ed
    His choice was a rose or to work instead
    We saw him wave goodbye
    Even though it made Jilly cry
    but he'll return and more lines we'll be fed
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