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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by soygrande;3610391;
    i don't know who should be more disturbed, the person who knows ed is spoofing a pornographic internet meme, or the person who thinks ed came up with this video on his own. LOL!
    What do you mean?

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by mnmhughes;3610418;
    What do you mean?
    ugh, you really don't want to know. it's gross and i wish i hadn't seen it!

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    May I please have "The Omen" in size S and can you make it black? Thanks.

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by soygrande;3610453;
    ugh, you really don't want to know. it's gross and i wish i hadn't seen it!
    What are you talking about????
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    Quote Originally Posted by soygrande;3610453;
    ugh, you really don't want to know. it's gross and i wish i hadn't seen it!
    Certainly it's not '2 girls 1 cup'? If you've seen that, then you poor, poor soul.
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by AvalonR;3610960;
    Certainly it's not '2 girls 1 cup'? If you've seen that, then you poor, poor soul.
    oh snap, you did not just go there!!! hahaha

    google 'a few words regarding cake farts' for a description before you proceed.

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by MsFroggy;3610780;
    May I please have "The Omen" in size S and can you make it black? Thanks.

    Make that 2!

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Four More Reasons To Stay On The Choo Choo

    Jillian dear, you need somebody to cook things properly for you...

    Reid: You put raw meat in there, right? You cook it and then somebody else is dipping a fresh piece of raw meat in.
    Jillian: Yeah.
    R: Yeah, then it's, like, defeating the purpose of cooking it.
    J: But why? It's all...it's like, hot in here... it's like... everything gets cooked.
    R: That's been sitting there obviously.
    J: No, I just put it in right now.
    R: And it cooked that quickly? This is the kind of stuff that freaks me out. I like this. I like food, but this is the kind of thing that freaks me out.
    J: Really?
    R: Like THAT.
    J: Eat it.
    R: No. It's... to be cooked more.
    J: Do you?
    R: Yeah
    J: OK. I'll cook this more...

    J: Do you wash your fruits and vegetables?
    R: YEAH!
    J: I don't.
    R: You don't?
    J: Hm-um
    R: But why not? Like... People touch it in the stores and, like, scratching their butts, and, like, "Ooh... what about this broccoli?"... and they touch it. And you take it home and just eat it? No, you gotta start washing it. Well... I... If we hang out, I won't eat your vegetables.
    J: Yes you will...

    You need somebody to keep your accessories gender conscious...

    R: Is this a man bag?
    J: It's a picnic basket!

    You need somebody to translate for you...

    R: Comme se goat? Goat. Goat.
    J: Go like this. Go like this. Say Baaa
    R: Baaa
    J: It's gotta be cooked.
    R: It's gotta be cooked. So we're eating raw meat now! Remember. Aw Great! This is perfect for me.
    J: Yeah!
    R: This is perfect! None of... None of this. We don't- We can't cook. This on a sandwich with queso, con queso, chorizo con queso
    J: Weee...
    R: On a sandwich
    J (PI): If Reid and I moved to Spain, he and I would be so svelte and skinny, because we'd never figure out how to order anything.
    Clerk: You speak Spanish?
    J: No
    C: Nothing? Nothing?
    R: Comme sta
    C: What ya... eastern?
    R: Soy grande. That's all I know. That's it.
    J: Grande means big. Grande...
    R: No, No... soy grande? Is that "I'm great" or "I-I'm big"?
    C: Big!
    R: Ha! I'm big. I'm big. Ha ha ha ha... That's awesome! Soy grande!

    You need somebody to keep you from talking to tiki totems...

    J: Look at this guy right behind you. He's sticking his tongue out at you. He's, like, tell her how you feel! Yoww
    R: And this guy's, like, "Shut up! Don't tell him to do that."

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Oh, JBF. Unfortunately Jillian disembarked the Choo Choo. I don't think she had any idea at all what a great place it was headed.
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelorette - Jillian *spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Benny Fan;3611565;
    Four More Reasons To Stay On The Choo Choo

    Jillian dear, you need somebody to cook things properly for you...

    Reid: You put raw meat in there, right? You cook it and then somebody else is dipping a fresh piece of raw meat in.
    Jillian: Yeah.
    R: Yeah, then it's, like, defeating the purpose of cooking it.
    J: But why? It's all...it's like, hot in here... it's like... everything gets cooked.
    R: That's been sitting there obviously.
    J: No, I just put it in right now.
    R: And it cooked that quickly? This is the kind of stuff that freaks me out. I like this. I like food, but this is the kind of thing that freaks me out.
    J: Really?
    R: Like THAT.
    J: Eat it.
    R: No. It's... to be cooked more.
    J: Do you?
    R: Yeah
    J: OK. I'll cook this more...

    J: Do you wash your fruits and vegetables?
    R: YEAH!
    J: I don't.
    R: You don't?
    J: Hm-um
    R: But why not? Like... People touch it in the stores and, like, scratching their butts, and, like, "Ooh... what about this broccoli?"... and they touch it. And you take it home and just eat it? No, you gotta start washing it. Well... I... If we hang out, I won't eat your vegetables.
    J: Yes you will...

    You need somebody to keep your accessories gender conscious...

    R: Is this a man bag?
    J: It's a picnic basket!

    You need somebody to translate for you...

    R: Comme se goat? Goat. Goat.
    J: Go like this. Go like this. Say Baaa
    R: Baaa
    J: It's gotta be cooked.
    R: It's gotta be cooked. So we're eating raw meat now! Remember. Aw Great! This is perfect for me.
    J: Yeah!
    R: This is perfect! None of... None of this. We don't- We can't cook. This on a sandwich with queso, con queso, chorizo con queso
    J: Weee...
    R: On a sandwich
    J (PI): If Reid and I moved to Spain, he and I would be so svelte and skinny, because we'd never figure out how to order anything.
    Clerk: You speak Spanish?
    J: No
    C: Nothing? Nothing?
    R: Comme sta
    C: What ya... eastern?
    R: Soy grande. That's all I know. That's it.
    J: Grande means big. Grande...
    R: No, No... soy grande? Is that "I'm great" or "I-I'm big"?
    C: Big!
    R: Ha! I'm big. I'm big. Ha ha ha ha... That's awesome! Soy grande!

    You need somebody to keep you from talking to tiki totems...

    J: Look at this guy right behind you. He's sticking his tongue out at you. He's, like, tell her how you feel! Yoww
    R: And this guy's, like, "Shut up! Don't tell him to do that."
    Hey JBFan! All the logical analysis we did didn't matter after all. In the real world that could have meant a real romance and happiness. But.....we were dealing with Fleiss so it's no surprise.

    Still the next time we hear "Soy Grande", "man-bag", "fondue" we'll think of the guy who made us smile and laugh..

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