Need the latest and greatest spoilers? Don't want to sift through hundreds of posts of "Like, OMG, Jason is so hawt!"? Here's the latest and greatest spoilers that have come from inside sources presented in the usual FoRT snark style...
Deanna- DeAnna has been seen cruising around in a sweet Maserati. While rumors abound, top secret insiders have told me that the whip is a loaner. Appraently DeAnna is getting a taste of what Hollywood has to offer. Matt Grant (America's lovable Brit Bachelor) was seen pimping some ho's...err, I mean driving to see Shayne...in the same ride. Let's hope Fleiss got the car detailed. Nyuk! nyuk!
- The hizzy in the A-T-L is fo' shizzy! Translation: Deanna is keeping her house in Atlanta. Because, you know, summers in the 404 are so breezy and cool.
- DeAnna is Greek. Which means her suiter better get acquainted with the proper yogurt for Tzatziki sauce.
ATFR Taping- Your average Bachelorette fan was not good enough to attend the taping. Yes, there were a few who got past the velvet ropes but the audience was mostly comprised of paid actors.
- Said Bachelorette fans were appalled at the edit upon viewing the finale prior to the AFTR taping. An audible gasp was heard when the winner was revealed thus forcing the last few of "us" to be tossed out on the street.
- The ever nagging subject of Graham surfaced...again. DeAnna promised Jesse and Jason that Graham's departure had no factor in her decision making. In fact, she's sooo over him. At least that's what the restraining told her.
- Jesse was revealed to be the F1.
- DeAnna announced a wedding date of May 9, 2009. In an unrelated note, this is sweeps week on ABC.
- The charitable folks at ABC gave DeAnna and her snowboarding hunka-hunka burning love a honeymoon in Santorini, Greece. In yet another unrelated note, New Age music fans were shocked to learn Santorini was an actual place and not just a smash hit on Yanni's Ultimate Yanni album.
Jesse and Other Miscellaneous Tidbits- Jesse was shagging the president of Zero Gloves at the time of filming. She (the president, not DeAnna) claims she was broken up with via text message. New reports reveal this may be an ax to grind and no such thing happened. Coincidentally, Joey Bag-o-Donuts and Vinnie Goombatza have been making regular visits to her office wearing black track suits and bitchin gold medallions.
- Jeremy surfaces again in the finale episode. Jeremy, of the "I can't take rejection so I might as well throw another contestant under the bus", needs a few more minutes of face time. *see below for update
- Jason takes rejection like a champ. He remains classy and calm. This may be because he can wipe his perspiration from his brow with the Benjamin's Fleiss gave him for the next show, The Bachelor Family Edition: The J-Man and Ty Fighter Strike Back.
- FoRT is not being manipulated by ABC. At least, not until my check clears.
- Thousands of message board fans have announced a boycott if Jesse really is the F1.
- The same thousands of message board fans will be back to take more of what Fleiss feeeds us.
- I love Fleiss
Updates:- DeAnna had confided in Jeremy that she was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs at the idea of making it in Hollywood. Look for her upcoming memoir: Bachelor/ Smatchelor: How I fooled Millions of Fans Into Thinking I Wanted Kids and A White Picket Fence to hit stores on or around May 9, 2009.
- Jeremy was spotted shirtless with tire tracks all over his back. Looks like he was the one thrown under the bus. Fleiss, with his naughty and deviant mind at work, told Jeremy that DeAnna was missing her little buttered lawyer muffin. Jeremy swooped in to save the day only to find himself bitch slapped back to Texas. Ouch!
Many thanks to Jammie, Cape, pajamasam and BabyfaceC for providing me with the provocative spoilers. Believe them or not, enjoy the show!
Have a spoiler that's credible or at least more than just speculation? PM me and I'll add it to the list.
07-06-2008, 09:59 PM
