LRSC Field Report 03.12.10
3.08.10 Received orders from FORT HQ: recon necessary to confirm or deny involvement of Agoura Hills location. Possible undercover ops at Hyatt Westlake identified by i2d. Caution: identity at second location may be made by employees.
Challenge: covert ops require alibi.
3.10.10 Alibi arises from unlikely source. i2d to DUH: College BFF invites to dinner Thursday! DUH: Por supuesto, mi amor, andale! Comes con tu amiga! It seems that DUH has seen Reid's Youtube clip from Spain.
3.11.10 1937 hrs. At coordinates xxxx. Must return to DUH by 2100 hrs to keep suspicion at 0 percent. Logistics and risk factor preclude Hyatt. LRSC disappointed, but doggedly determined to do her part to contribute to Truth. Sunglasses abandoned, as it is dark. Topless driving abandoned against LRSC's protestations, as it is still officially Winter, and i2d is warm-blooded. Scarf and driving gloves employed in the Spirit of Adventure. GPS superfluous.
3.11.10 2020 hrs. Coincidence with Monday's show noted. On approach to mansion. Southbound Kanan Dume Road, passing Triunfo Canyon. Aha! Exterior of venue lit, including crane light over main entrance. Three passenger vehicles noted on street (2 sedans, one SUV), none commercial. Gate open, lights on in street-side building. Eskimo-clad bear at gate appears to be unconscious but still able to remain seated. Perhaps only a semi-secured location. Danger of paint damage by said bear outweighs thrill of running the gate.
2024 hrs. LRSC pulls over onto favorite turnout, approx 1000 feet from target. Lights off, windows down. Crickets only; no sounds from crew or handlers. No movement in or around venue. Assessment: venue in staging mode, preparing for realtime activity within 48 hours. Ready for exterior assault from any angle. All security personnel have taken position.
2027 hrs. Note to handlers: 1. Cue heat lamps. Current temperature 52 degrees, and not forecast to improve by 2200 hrs 3.12.10 when the blond operative, who is under orders to wear nothing to conceal shoulders, conducts initial visual inspection and pat-down of the agents. 2. Replace bear with human. 3. Hang moon.
2057 hrs. LRSC pulls into home base. Mission accomplished! i2d: Querido mio, estoy aqui! DUH: Bienvenidos a nuestro hogar, mi galletita. Un vaso de vino? i2d: Si, como no?... Te amo, mi heroe. La puerta del dormitorio cerra. Buenos noches a todos!
2100 hrs. LRSC dozing, dreaming of Agent F's upcoming adventures... thinks of Baja California. Rules out possibility that Agent F will lead troops to Estero Beach resort. Que lastima!
Stay tuned for the further adventures of LRSC. Will she take i2d and DUH hot air ballooning in search of Agent F and her F1? Will DUH be an unknowing participant through LRSC and i2d's trickery? Will LRSC retrace JAVA's steps to the Madonna Inn? Quien sabe?