There once was a woman named Stephanie
who thinking on it, had an epiphany.
I'll go to LA and confront the b-tard
and give him what the heck-tard.
I'll whine and I'll whine
all the while angling for a glass of wine.
No boyfriend of mine is allowed
to dangle for another in the crowd.
Home to Mama, big boy
or I'll make you scream - not for joy.