That is to funny thanks for sharingOriginally Posted by VelvetBex;3791654;
Ed's Cocktail Party Notebook
Gia - *Note to self* go on maxim site with tissues when back home and Jilly is in bed
Vienna - face like horse but boobs like heaven...may need paper bag
Ali- Can see leg through dress rip...result! Keeps pulling dress up *drool*
Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call when shes booted off
Channy- Has a landing strip for and Ed Jet
Beth- looks like Jill, could I have a Twin if I make enough hot dogs with Mustard
Kirsten - Looks like a Man, would hit it anyway
Rozlyn - Will dress up as producer and may get laid *note* buy clipboard and ear piece then chat her up
Ella - Cant understand a word, so tried to look up skirt
Valishia - is 'dirt'y yeees!
Ashley - Likes to dress up, will call her and buy no clothes for her
Some Blonde - Has split in her skirt, can't remember name
Tenley - Is almost a virgin...that'll do...
Kathryn - Mile high club here I come!
Elizabeth - Thunderbirds are OH OH yes!