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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by VelvetBex;3791654;

    Ed's Cocktail Party Notebook






    Gia - *Note to self* go on maxim site with tissues when back home and Jilly is in bed

    Vienna - face like horse but boobs like heaven...may need paper bag

    Ali- Can see leg through dress rip...result! Keeps pulling dress up *drool*

    Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call when shes booted off

    Channy- Has a landing strip for and Ed Jet

    Beth- looks like Jill, could I have a Twin if I make enough hot dogs with Mustard

    Kirsten - Looks like a Man, would hit it anyway

    Rozlyn - Will dress up as producer and may get laid *note* buy clipboard and ear piece then chat her up

    Ella - Cant understand a word, so tried to look up skirt

    Valishia - is 'dirt'y yeees!

    Ashley - Likes to dress up, will call her and buy no clothes for her

    Some Blonde - Has split in her skirt, can't remember name

    Tenley - Is almost a virgin...that'll do...

    Kathryn - Mile high club here I come!

    Elizabeth - Thunderbirds are OH OH yes!
    That is to funny thanks for sharing

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Bachelor 15: Paul Reubens Returns!



    Who wouldn't want to hop into a hot tub with this hunk?
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;3792144;
    Bachelor 15: Paul Reubens Returns!



    Who wouldn't want to hop into a hot tub with this hunk?
    Lord Have Mercy!! Can you imagine!
    A Megan Fox lookalike and PeeWee picnicking...then later... bicycling on his red bike to Jade Mountain's steamy jacuzzi!
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*




    We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz....
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Bloomers;3792303;



    We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz....
    So which character is the second person from the right? Good one, perfect picture for that caption.

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Okay, I havent seen this mentioned yet, and its just killing me so i have to post...for my very first time

    Is this bachelor season Fleiss's "Rainman" version?

    If i was playing the drinking game with the M&G episode, I would be still in an alcohol induced coma if i took a shot everytime Jake said "im nervous" in response to everything...his delivery of speech takes great effort it seems...and his delayed reactions to jokes - is there someone off set prompting him to smile from the background? "smile jake, dam it, smile at her!!"... and then that problem of that he seems to fixate on first dates...

    and unfortunately he does not have savant syndrome, so i dont think even taking the man to vegas would be exciting...maybe thats why they keep them in the vineyards- those girls need it!? I can see why Ali needed intervention from her family after the HTD...


    Thanks for the postings peoples, you have made my day many many times !

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by seeker;3792397;
    So which character is the second person from the right? Good one, perfect picture for that caption.
    Tin man, cries enough to rust even

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Okay, so I'm a dork.





    Jake as the Tin Man, hard to see I know

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    wmweeza - wonderful! The tin man who longs for a heart yet is the kindest being alive (or sort of alive.) Ali's light saber and Obi Wan Kenobe holding the rose in his belt both point to challenges for our sort of alive being. Will he triumph or be thrown on the rusted junk pile?
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by wmweeza;3793696;
    Okay, so I'm a dork.





    Jake as the Tin Man, hard to see I know
    Vienna's hair color makes me think of the lion, plus she has been crying quite a bit. In the last pic, Jake doesn't seem like a man happy and ready to propose. Was it right after Tenley left?

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