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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3791353;
    This is just tooooo Funny

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3791353;
    So hilarious!!
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3789240;






    These are hillarious! "String cheese" too funny!!!

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Bet2Win;3789752;

    He picked Vienna?


    Seriously?


    I knew her 1/1 date meant trouble.


    How am I going to explain this to my agent?
    These are great!

    Love the last image and the comment about the agent. Gia's expression is perfect!

    Great thread! Keep the jokes coming. If I come up with something clever I'll post it but don't hold your breath

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*


    Ed's Cocktail Party Notebook






    Gia - *Note to self* go on maxim site with tissues when back home and Jilly is in bed

    Vienna - face like horse but boobs like heaven...may need paper bag

    Ali- Can see leg through dress rip...result! Keeps pulling dress up *drool*

    Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call when shes booted off

    Channy- Has a landing strip for and Ed Jet

    Beth- looks like Jill, could I have a Twin if I make enough hot dogs with Mustard

    Kirsten - Looks like a Man, would hit it anyway

    Rozlyn - Will dress up as producer and may get laid *note* buy clipboard and ear piece then chat her up

    Ella - Cant understand a word, so tried to look up skirt

    Valishia - is 'dirt'y yeees!

    Ashley - Likes to dress up, will call her and buy no clothes for her

    Some Blonde - Has split in her skirt, can't remember name

    Tenley - Is almost a virgin...that'll do...

    Kathryn - Mile high club here I come!

    Elizabeth - Thunderbirds are OH OH yes!
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by VelvetBex;3791654;

    Ed's Cocktail Party Notebook


    Ashley - Likes to dress up, will call her and buy no clothes for her
    All of them were so great! This is my favorite one!

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Yipes, VelvetBex. I read these a few minutes ago and I'm STILL chuckling. Too funny!
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Oh VelvetBex,I am still laughing.

    "Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call when shes booted off"

    ^^
    Best one.Hysterical
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Hehe thanks!

    I've just been reading the rest of this thread since realising theres two fun with bachelor threads. Looove the Cheesisms! I think it should be customary to eat it while watching this season!
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Sort of musical related fun..

    Was thinkin about Vienna being an unusual name then remembered this song that was a huge hit in the UK in the 80s (so Ive been told as I'm a youngun). I particularly love the repeated 'This means nothing to me...ah Vienna'....the song is slow and drony but its on youtube. Just search Ultravox Vienna.

    If anyone is the music to image making type for youtube, this would be fab!


    We walked in the cold air
    Freezing breath on a window pane
    Lying and waiting
    The man in the dark in a picture frame
    So mystic and soulful
    A voice reaching out in a piercing cry
    It stays with you until
    The feeling has gone only you and I
    It means nothing to me
    This means nothing to me
    Ah, Vienna

    The music is weaving
    Haunting notes, pizzicato strings
    The rhythm is calling
    Alone in the night as the daylight brings
    A cool empty silence
    The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
    It fades to the distance
    The image has gone only you and I
    It means nothing to me
    This means nothing to me
    Ah, Vienna

    This means nothing to me
    This means nothing to me
    Ah, Vienna
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