This is just tooooo Funny:roflQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3791353;
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This is just tooooo Funny:roflQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3791353;
So hilarious!! :rofl:rofl:roflQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3791353;
:rofl These are hillarious! "String cheese" :lol too funny!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvetted;3789240;
These are great! :roflQuote:
Originally Posted by Bet2Win;3789752;
Love the last image and the comment about the agent. Gia's expression is perfect! :lol
Great thread! Keep the jokes coming. If I come up with something clever I'll post it but don't hold your breath :lol
Ed's Cocktail Party Notebook
Gia - *Note to self* go on maxim site with tissues when back home and Jilly is in bed
Vienna - face like horse but boobs like heaven...may need paper bag
Ali- Can see leg through dress rip...result! Keeps pulling dress up *drool*
Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call when shes booted off
Channy- Has a landing strip for and Ed Jet
Beth- looks like Jill, could I have a Twin if I make enough hot dogs with Mustard
Kirsten - Looks like a Man, would hit it anyway
Rozlyn - Will dress up as producer and may get laid *note* buy clipboard and ear piece then chat her up
Ella - Cant understand a word, so tried to look up skirt
Valishia - is 'dirt'y yeees!
Ashley - Likes to dress up, will call her and buy no clothes for her
Some Blonde - Has split in her skirt, can't remember name
Tenley - Is almost a virgin...that'll do...
Kathryn - Mile high club here I come!
Elizabeth - Thunderbirds are OH OH yes!
All of them were so great! This is my favorite one! :roflQuote:
Originally Posted by VelvetBex;3791654;
Yipes, VelvetBex. I read these a few minutes ago and I'm STILL chuckling. Too funny!
Oh VelvetBex,I am still laughing.
"Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call when shes booted off"
^^
Best one.Hysterical
Hehe thanks!
I've just been reading the rest of this thread since realising theres two fun with bachelor threads. Looove the Cheesisms! I think it should be customary to eat it while watching this season!
Sort of musical related fun..
Was thinkin about Vienna being an unusual name then remembered this song that was a huge hit in the UK in the 80s (so Ive been told as I'm a youngun). I particularly love the repeated 'This means nothing to me...ah Vienna'....the song is slow and drony but its on youtube. Just search Ultravox Vienna.
If anyone is the music to image making type for youtube, this would be fab! :D
We walked in the cold air
Freezing breath on a window pane
Lying and waiting
The man in the dark in a picture frame
So mystic and soulful
A voice reaching out in a piercing cry
It stays with you until
The feeling has gone only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Ah, Vienna
The music is weaving
Haunting notes, pizzicato strings
The rhythm is calling
Alone in the night as the daylight brings
A cool empty silence
The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
It fades to the distance
The image has gone only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Ah, Vienna
This means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Ah, Vienna