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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by BritLit;3818753;
    The Bachelor story is often best understood by studying the screencaps.

    Too funny -- Nehi Grape. Where did Tenley's arms go?

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by Alexxxx;3818762;
    Too funny -- Nehi Grape. Where did Tenley's arms go?
    I hadn't even noticed! Went back and looked at the original sc: there's a little of her right arm showing (which I lost in copying), but the left is completely missing! Maybe she has them behind her back with her fingers crossed?
    Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. --Dorothy Parker

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    There once was a Bachelor named Jake
    We all thought he was a bit of a flake
    He wasn't the sharpest of suitors
    He only had eyes for big Hooters
    Didn't care, if they're real or they're fake
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    One word: Brilliant.
    Girls will make passes
    At boys who lose their glasses
    I'll find them for you.

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Quote Originally Posted by northernviewer;3818783;
    There once was a Bachelor named Jake
    We all thought he was a bit of a flake
    He wasn't the sharpest of suitors
    He only had eyes for big Hooters
    Didn't care, if they're real or they're fake

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    There once was a girl they called V
    She was the arch nemesis of fair Ali
    The girls liked to mock her
    and She became quite the stalker
    Stuck to Jake like a fly on a cow patty
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    This pilot's name, it's Jake
    A boring, dull bachelor he does make
    His princess calls the girls a fake
    'cos a ring from Jake is at stake
    How much more of this can we take
    Let the show be over now, for goodness sake!


    Vienna is daddy's princess
    With long fake blonde tresses
    Self-absorbed and clueless
    she causes the girls distress

    Turning on the fake tears
    Speaking, not caring who hears
    Willing to do whatever it takes
    playing villainess or an actress

    Winning him over is her business
    About Jake she does obsess
    Her mind is set on the success
    Of finally being Jake's Mrs.


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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Love these....keep them coming!!!!!
    Roberto: "Ali wakes me up in the middle of the night to tell me she's dreaming about puppies... The smile on her face was priceless."

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Another season.
    Each more boring than the last.
    Pick her, dump her. Done.
    Girls will make passes
    At boys who lose their glasses
    I'll find them for you.

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    Re: Fun With The Bachelor 14 *Spoilers*

    Prince Lorenzo Borghese, Season 9 Bach has a spoof of celebrity and reality shows featuring dogs. Episode 1 is called "LIFE IS RUFF, BRING ON THE B*TCHLORETTES" on his website. He even has a "boning ceremony."

    It's really cute. Check it out!

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