Too funny -- Nehi Grape. Where did Tenley's arms go?Quote:
Originally Posted by BritLit;3818753;
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Too funny -- Nehi Grape. Where did Tenley's arms go?Quote:
Originally Posted by BritLit;3818753;
I hadn't even noticed! Went back and looked at the original sc: there's a little of her right arm showing (which I lost in copying), but the left is completely missing! Maybe she has them behind her back with her fingers crossed?:laughQuote:
Originally Posted by Alexxxx;3818762;
There once was a Bachelor named Jake
We all thought he was a bit of a flake
He wasn't the sharpest of suitors
He only had eyes for big Hooters
Didn't care, if they're real or they're fake :lol
One word: Brilliant.
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Originally Posted by northernviewer;3818783;
There once was a girl they called V
She was the arch nemesis of fair Ali
The girls liked to mock her
and She became quite the stalker
Stuck to Jake like a fly on a cow patty :cow
This pilot's name, it's Jake
A boring, dull bachelor he does make
His princess calls the girls a fake
'cos a ring from Jake is at stake
How much more of this can we take
Let the show be over now, for goodness sake!
Vienna is daddy's princess
With long fake blonde tresses
Self-absorbed and clueless
she causes the girls distress
Turning on the fake tears
Speaking, not caring who hears
Willing to do whatever it takes
playing villainess or an actress
Winning him over is her business
About Jake she does obsess
Her mind is set on the success
Of finally being Jake's Mrs.
:nerd
Love these....keep them coming!!!!! :clp
Another season.
Each more boring than the last.
Pick her, dump her. Done.
Prince Lorenzo Borghese, Season 9 Bach has a spoof of celebrity and reality shows featuring dogs. Episode 1 is called "LIFE IS RUFF, BRING ON THE B*TCHLORETTES" on his website. He even has a "boning ceremony." :rofl
It's really cute. Check it out!
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