So I was in line at the supermarket a couple of days ago and US Weekly has a pic of Vienna in a bikini and a headline that screams "Bachelor Scandal!!!" I was wondering what could possibly constitute a scandal this season worthy of making tabloid covers. When Roz got sent packing, I hadn't watched any of the show yet, but now that I've met Jake I have more understanding for Roz if she found a less plastic man on the production crew. I didn't watch this week b/c our lame bachelor cannot compete with the Olympic games. Any mention of 'le grand scandale' involving Vienna?
Cause, you know, if a 23-year-old white trash hoochie from Florida took some uh, compromising photos that got out on the internet or something, I'd be SHOCKED, simply (koffkoff) shocked if that were true.
Jake is nearly 10 years older than Vienna, but evidently has the mentality of an 18 year old boy if he thinks Vienna is his perfect match. If he just wanted to mess around with a hot bod-girl who knows what she's doing, he should have kept Gia. She's much easier on the eyes, and the ears.