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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    This is the best thread ever. I think I'll go out and get some depends before Chapter 3. This is so much more entertaining than the actual show.
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Ed's Cocktail Party Notebook





    Gia - *Note to self* go on maxim site with tissues when back home and Jilly is in bed

    Vienna - face like horse but boobs like heaven...may need paper bag

    Ali- Can see leg through dress rip...result! Keeps pulling dress up *drool*

    Michelle - Crazy and desperate...which means good in the sack...will call soon

    Channy- Has a landing strip for an Ed Jet

    Beth- looks like Jill, could I have a Twin fantasy fulfilled if I make enough hot dogs with Mustard

    Kirsten - Looks like a Man, would hit it anyway

    Rozlyn - Mmm tatas...tatas come to Dada

    Ella - Cant understand a word, so tried to look up skirt

    Valishia - is 'dirt'y yeees!

    Ashley - Likes to dress up, will call her and buy no clothes for her

    Some Blonde - Has split in her skirt, can't remember name

    Tenley - Is almost a virgin...that'll do...

    Kathryn - Mile high club here I come!

    Elizabeth - Thunderbirds are OH OH yes!


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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Quote Originally Posted by skyocean;3788117;
    Great find. Funny. Thanks for posting.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Shout out to I'msotired for her creativity with the Jake's On a Wing and a Prayer series of books. Somehow I don't think they'll outsell the Twilight series but I know us FORTers will love to read and reread them again and again!

    And Ryvetted - you're so cheezy! What captions for those photos.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14


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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Great job as usual I'msotired! Loved it!
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    ...didn't have fish for dinner Bwahhhhhh thanks, I'msotired! Secretly, this goof-fest is more fun than watching Reid being thrown under a bus. Sigh. LRSC's Spring itinerary includes Magic Mountain, Sanford Winery, and San Francisco, but not Pismo Beach - she would want to go on the dunes herself! Be well, all, and think happy thoughts.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Thanks for Chap 3, I'msotired. I was looking for it right away, it's more fun than watching the show, particularly this JOKE season, I mean the JAKE season. . Can't wait till you start to get to Vienna in upcoming chapters.

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    I bet B.L.E.C.H is furious that the news hounds caught up with Roz on the landing strip in Bora Bora. She would now be tucked safely away in Guantanamo instead of blabbing to the press.

    Great work I'msotired! This novel will be a tome worth keeping once it is completed.
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    I'msotried..Love it..Great Read..can't wait for the next chapter..Thanks

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