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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Now, really, didn't last night just SCREAM for Tanner to do his Podiatric assessment for his pal Jake ? "This little piggy went to market... this little piggy stayed home....." And Wes could have shown up, guitar slung over his shoulder at a rakish angle and launched into "They say cheese... it don't come cheesy.. " And I would have loved to have seen Twilley doing Shakespeare or the Matrix...But I was really rooting for Jake to turn to Chris and say "Sincerely, Chris, I'm just looking for a girl I can fart in bed with. Oh, and it would help if she had a vision board. The universe is listening".
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    Quote Originally Posted by duckfarts;3784671;
    Now, really, didn't last night just SCREAM for Tanner to do his Podiatric assessment for his pal Jake ? "This little piggy went to market... this little piggy stayed home....." And Wes could have shown up, guitar slung over his shoulder at a rakish angle and launched into "They say cheese... it don't come cheesy.. " And I would have loved to have seen Twilley doing Shakespeare or the Matrix...But I was really rooting for Jake to turn to Chris and say "Sincerely, Chris, I'm just looking for a girl I can fart in bed with. Oh, and it would help if she had a vision board. The universe is listening".
    Love this! Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckfarts;3784671;
    Now, really, didn't last night just SCREAM for Tanner to do his Podiatric assessment for his pal Jake ? "This little piggy went to market... this little piggy stayed home....." And Wes could have shown up, guitar slung over his shoulder at a rakish angle and launched into "They say cheese... it don't come cheesy.. " And I would have loved to have seen Twilley doing Shakespeare or the Matrix...But I was really rooting for Jake to turn to Chris and say "Sincerely, Chris, I'm just looking for a girl I can fart in bed with. Oh, and it would help if she had a vision board. The universe is listening".
    Bah ha ha! I think you should add that last quote to your signature line!
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14


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    Every time MF grins, somewhere in the world a unicorn dies.
    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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    And the mascara is running...........All the former pageant queens, all the models and anyone else with Double D's.. come to daddy and get your rose !!! Priceless.......

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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    (Jill and Ed are interviewing the ladies)

    Channy: Well, all I did was tell him about my landing strip

    Jill: Lovely, Er thanks...bye!

    (Channy Leaves)

    Jill: Honestly these girls..they are skanks Ed!...Ed?

    Ed: Yeah....skanks....mmmm *covers his crotch with his notepad*
    BIG BROTHER INSTANT CELEBRITY MIX- Just add Fame hungry Idiot.

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    Yeah, good thing the Edster didn't don that bathing suit for this episode........
    "Sincerely, Chris, I'm just looking for a girl I can fart in bed with. Oh, and it would help if she had a vision board. The universe is listening".


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    Ow man hilarious. We are back for another 'to-make-fun-of' season of the Bachelor
    Is the number 25 a magic number suddenly, half of the girls are of this age and there were also 25 girls. I don't get it, does Fleiss want to attract more male viewers or did you girls not see what I saw
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    Re: Fun With Bachelor 14

    the next show will have everybody in bikini's and shirts off for jake im sure

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