After weeks of nailbiting dawn rendezvous with
sleazygenerous contributors, loads of cash spentand endless worrying about where our next Diaries would come from, we finally caught a break this week. In a supreme effort to provide you with the goods we drew strawsdemocratically decided to send two of our rank to spy for uscollect information on the beautiful island of Barbados. Our friends reported that it was a freakin' great tropical vacationgrueling assignment fraught with infinite peril and the possibility of severe sunburndetection but in the end they prevailed and managed to procure these priceless diaries.
pleasurabledangerous work stealingobtaining these diaries, dear fans, but there is no balcony high enoughobstacle too big or sexy half-naked pool boy we wouldn't, er, associate withsacrifice too outlandish that we wouldn't make for ouryour pleasure. We heard reports from our friends of nights spent cavorting in the sand and surfwithout sleep and intense negotiations with well-tanned muscleboundshrewed locals. Despite all these hardships, they said they'd do it again with the pool boy and the gardenerif it meant keeping you happy!
We must stress, that despite our best efforts, it is entirely possible that these sensational diary pages are all a vicious fabrication and no more than the figments of some overactive imaginations with excellent typing skills. Read at your own risk.
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