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    The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    This has been a torturous season for us so far. Formerly faithful contributors lost 'cause we couldn't bribe them anymore to the vagaries of fate and Fleiss's wrath, newfound contacts getting cold feet - or sharp reprimands from their terrified superiors- and chilly dawns all combined to turn what was once a much more affordable pleasurable pursuit into a harrowing ordeal. We spent our week fretting day and night that our latest benefactor would demand more moolah no longer be able to help us out and were thinking ceaselessly of new ways to get more greenbacks infinite permutations in case our worst fears came to pass. But Lady Luck smiled on us this week and we managed to finally lay down enough dough secure the most coveted diary entries in the land from our latest dirty extortionist generous contributor. Rest assured dear Bachelor fans, that we will sleep with our secret source if necessary do everything in our power to never disappoint you!

    Amanda


    Chelsea


    Chris


    Marshana


    Matthew


    Noelle


    Robin


    Shayne


    We must stress, that despite our best efforts, it is entirely possible that these sensational diary pages are all a vicious fabrication and no more than the figments of some overactive imaginations with excellent typing skills. Read at your own risk.

    Thanks to contributing FORT writers and moderators : AshleyPSU, lildago, Mariner, marybethp, MsFroggy, PhoneGrrrl, Rosekid, Speedbump, Yardgnome and Amanda.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    This is, like, brilliant. Many thanks, writers!

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!! Those are SO funny
    All the diaries made me laugh, but this line of of Matt's killed me:

    I have a feeling her mum is quite the conservative who doesn’t believe in affectionate touching.
    Live well, laugh often, love with all your heart and as though you've never been hurt before

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    Great job on the diaries and Kudos to a terrific group of writers!! ... Loved 'em all .. especially Shayne's.... best line at the end
    "I hope Daddy studied his lines, 'cause, like, this needs to be perfect!"
    Funny and most likely true!
    Last edited by cafegirl; 04-17-2008 at 11:33 AM.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    Wow - Chris really does have a fantasy life, doesn't he? Thanks once again for risking it all to bring us these pages of our cast's journey through the muck and mire of The Bachelor.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    I love the bachelorette diaries! Keep up the good work!

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    Thank you Thank you Thank you....Reading these diaries sure beat actually working this afternoon.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    Dude, these are, like, Brilient!

    I love it that your source found Chris and Matt's diaries, as well as the girls!
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 3: Dejeuner Sur L'Herbe With Snow

    The line that I enjoyed was:
    "Why does Matt want to date a dude or someone who is invisible"?

    Very very funny stuff and so well written.
    Hawktree

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