The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin - Page 3

BlondieGal · 03-22-2008, 03:25 PM

Very funny recap, Roses!

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MiaRose · 03-22-2008, 03:27 PM

I have been lurking for several seasons now and a fan since Alex. I had to join FORT just so I could say.... I love your recaps!!!!

BlondieGal · 03-22-2008, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MiaRose

I have been lurking for several seasons now and a fan since Alex. I had to join FORT just so I could say.... I love your recaps!!!!

Welcome to the Fort, MiaRose!

I hope that you keep posting with us.

roseskid · 03-22-2008, 10:48 PM

Yes, a very warm

to BSGFan and MiaRose - we are always thrilled to see new faces join our dear family, and to the rest of you who have commented, I thank you from the bottom of my little Bachelor-jaded heart.

KareyR2 · 03-23-2008, 01:45 AM

OMG Roseskid LMAO!!!!!!
This was so funny...from the title to the, "Bring on the Shagging Baby", to the "Crikey..It's Ken, Christie, Barbie and Midge"...to the whole "You know dawg. it was a little pitchy!!", and every thing else! Too too funny...just a brilliant read. Thank you so much...your recaps are always so much more enjoyable than the show.
Karey :-)

AshleyPSU · 03-24-2008, 10:29 AM

Roses my dear,

Sorry I'm so late to join the party! Your recap was fabulous and you can definitely snark with the best of them!

I'm definitely looking forward to reading your take on things throughout the season. Tally ho!

lildago · 03-25-2008, 04:36 PM

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I find myself smiling broadly as I deliciously anticipate the ladies presenting themselves to Matt with limp, wet hair, dragging soggy hemlines behind them and mascara streaming down their doleful faces - yes, I’m depraved like that, heheh.

Release the Hounds!

Seriously, a hot dog vendor? Not that there’s anything wrong with that because a girl’s got to eat, but really?

Matt compliments her dress but I’m blinded by the many jewels glued (did she use a Bedazzler?) to her massive forehead (would one that size be called a ten-head?).

Afterward, I wait for Matt to say, “I don’t know dawg, it was a little pitchy” but I guess being an English gentleman and all, he resists the urge. Damn.

Although Stacey has sobered up some, she’s irritated and announces that Matt has no idea what he could have had with her. Oh, dear Stacy, I think he does know what he could have had with you…genital warts, herpes, Chlamydia, just to name a few.

Freaking hilarious, roses! You had me at the title!

talldede · 03-25-2008, 10:51 PM

Man, I've missed these hysterical recaps. Thanks for putting a smile on my face every week, roseskid.

itsyourmom · 03-27-2008, 01:08 AM

Hilarious! What a misguided talent show. Good grief, lol.

Monika · 03-29-2008, 07:54 PM

I missed the show, but your recap made up for it. Very funny indeed!

03-22-2008, 03:25 PM	#21
BlondieGal Fort Blondie Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Yards Posts: 5,973	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin Very funny recap, Roses! __________________ The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart ~ William Hazlitt

03-22-2008, 03:27 PM	#22
MiaRose FORT Newbie Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 8	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin I have been lurking for several seasons now and a fan since Alex. I had to join FORT just so I could say.... I love your recaps!!!!

03-22-2008, 10:48 PM	#24
roseskid Just Forting Around Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Anticipating roses and broken hearts Posts: 7,271	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin Yes, a very warm to BSGFan and MiaRose - we are always thrilled to see new faces join our dear family, and to the rest of you who have commented, I thank you from the bottom of my little Bachelor-jaded heart. __________________ Love The Bachelor? Catch the recap for this season's ~~sacrificial lamb~~ lucky guy here in Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6 and Episode 7.

03-23-2008, 01:45 AM	#25
KareyR2 FORT Fogey Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada's High Arctic, on the Arctic Ocean Posts: 1,537	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin OMG Roseskid LMAO!!!!!! This was so funny...from the title to the, "Bring on the Shagging Baby", to the "Crikey..It's Ken, Christie, Barbie and Midge"...to the whole "You know dawg. it was a little pitchy!!", and every thing else! Too too funny...just a brilliant read. Thank you so much...your recaps are always so much more enjoyable than the show. Karey :-)

03-24-2008, 10:29 AM	#26
AshleyPSU We Are Penn State! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central PA Age: 26 Posts: 4,986	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin Roses my dear, Sorry I'm so late to join the party! Your recap was fabulous and you can definitely snark with the best of them! I'm definitely looking forward to reading your take on things throughout the season. Tally ho! __________________ "...and just like that, I lost my head." - Carrie, SATC 2/3 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Troy Polamalu.

03-25-2008, 10:51 PM	#28
talldede It's all Black & White Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,617	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin Man, I've missed these hysterical recaps. Thanks for putting a smile on my face every week, roseskid.

03-27-2008, 01:08 AM	#29
itsyourmom FORT Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 799	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin Hilarious! What a misguided talent show. Good grief, lol.

03-29-2008, 07:54 PM	#30
Monika FORT Fan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: B.C. Canada Posts: 267	Re: The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin I missed the show, but your recap made up for it. Very funny indeed!