The Bachelor 3/17/08 Recap: Tally, Ho’s! Let the Fox Hunt Begin

Very funny recap, Roses! :lol

I have been lurking for several seasons now and a fan since Alex. I had to join FORT just so I could say.... I love your recaps!!!!

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Originally Posted by MiaRose;2861690;

I have been lurking for several seasons now and a fan since Alex. I had to join FORT just so I could say.... I love your recaps!!!!

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Welcome to the Fort, MiaRose! :biglove I hope that you keep posting with us.

Yes, a very warm :welcome to BSGFan and MiaRose - we are always thrilled to see new faces join our dear family, and to the rest of you who have commented, I thank you from the bottom of my little Bachelor-jaded heart. :teeth :bowdown

OMG Roseskid LMAO!!!!!!
This was so funny...from the title to the, "Bring on the Shagging Baby", to the "Crikey..It's Ken, Christie, Barbie and Midge"...to the whole "You know dawg. it was a little pitchy!!", and every thing else! Too too funny...just a brilliant read. Thank you so much...your recaps are always so much more enjoyable than the show.
Karey :-)

Roses my dear,

Sorry I'm so late to join the party! Your recap was fabulous and you can definitely snark with the best of them!

I'm definitely looking forward to reading your take on things throughout the season. Tally ho!

:yay

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I find myself smiling broadly as I deliciously anticipate the ladies presenting themselves to Matt with limp, wet hair, dragging soggy hemlines behind them and mascara streaming down their doleful faces - yes, I’m depraved like that, heheh.

Release the Hounds!

Seriously, a hot dog vendor? Not that there’s anything wrong with that because a girl’s got to eat, but really?

Matt compliments her dress but I’m blinded by the many jewels glued (did she use a Bedazzler?) to her massive forehead (would one that size be called a ten-head?).

Afterward, I wait for Matt to say, “I don’t know dawg, it was a little pitchy” but I guess being an English gentleman and all, he resists the urge. Damn.

Although Stacey has sobered up some, she’s irritated and announces that Matt has no idea what he could have had with her. Oh, dear Stacy, I think he does know what he could have had with you…genital warts, herpes, Chlamydia, just to name a few.

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:rofl Freaking hilarious, roses! You had me at the title! :bowdown

Man, I've missed these hysterical recaps. Thanks for putting a smile on my face every week, roseskid.

Hilarious! What a misguided talent show. Good grief, lol.

I missed the show, but your recap made up for it. Very funny indeed! :cheer