This was the Dumbest. Show. Ever.
He should do a re-make of Meat Loaf's "Two out of Three Ain't Bad"
You're my soul mate (my soul mate)
You're gorgeous/everything I ever wanted/ and would be a perfect wife/mother
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't be sad... 'Cause four out of five ain't bad."
(Sounds better if sung to the tune of the song... The words in the 2nd line would be a bit tough to fit in, lol).