The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 4: Secret Hometown Confessions

[MsFroggy]

We must admit that getting our hands on these super secret Bachelorette diaries was not an easy task this week. Our faithful paid spy collaborator, Mario, was stuck back in the Bachelorette mansion and all hope for getting insider information seemed lost. Moreover, Uncle Vincenzo found out about Mario's money making venture dealings with us and was surprisingly proud of his talent for extortion him. So while our fears in connection with Uncle Vincenzo's foul temper were laid to rest, we were still left with a serious problem.

In the end, help came from an unexpected corner. It seems Uncle Vincenzo is a very well connected maffioso man and he offered to enlist the help of his people friends in exchange for twice as much money as before our friendship. This was an offer which we couldn't refuse gladly accepted. Our suspicion is that Uncle Vincenzo has friends in the hotel business, and more specifically in the housekeeping area of said business, but we have no confirmation and this is just conjecture on our part. We hope you value all that cash we laid out our efforts on your behalf.

Bettina


Deanna


Jenni


Sheena


Disclaimer: We cannot prove with any certainty that these were in fact written by the bachelorettes. For all we know, Mario (or his Uncle Vincenzo) is also an extremely talented creative writer and cleaning pools is his day job...and a great way to keep that sexy golden tan.


Thanks to contributing FORT writers and moderators : Yardgnome, AJane, lildago, roseskid, MsFroggy, AshleyPSU, marybethp, MotherSister, Marleybone, Mariner, speedbump, PhoneGrrrl, and Amanda.

[psucashcow]

Miss Froggy, Yardgnome, AJane, lildago, roseskid, MsFroggy, AshleyPSU, marybethp, MotherSister, Marleybone, Mariner, speedbump, PhoneGrrrl, and Amanda. Stupendous job....best line...Love DD (now it stands for dumb, dumb, da, dumb)

[echo226]

These are again ... oh so funny and you have, with Mario's and Uncle Vincenzo's help, of course, captured the true essence of each of the little darlings.

Thank you ALL !

[Arielflies]

Phooey. Mario and his pecs couldn't figure out a way to traipse across the country. But, never mind, at least his proud Uncle Vicenzo found a way for those pages to magically appear here at FoRT. Thanks as always for this peek into the 'ettes true thoughts, wonderful writers - uh - I mean housecleaning services - uh - EVS.

[live4romance]

Too funny, great job.

[famita]

Unfortunately, I was at work while reading these gems. My boss already doesn't like the fact that I enjoy my job. He was really frowning when I was laughing! Thanks for the great funnies!!

[Jewelsy]

Finally catching up. LOVED the snark-filled diaries.

[mel1962]

I agree, very funny!

[VinnsGirl]

these letter are GREAT!!