We must admit that getting our hands on these super secret Bachelorette diaries was not an easy task this week. Our faithful
paid spycollaborator, Mario, was stuck back in the Bachelorette mansion and all hope for getting insider information seemed lost. Moreover, Uncle Vincenzo found out about Mario's money making venturedealings with us and was surprisingly proud of his talent for extortionhim. So while our fears in connection with Uncle Vincenzo's foul temper were laid to rest, we were still left with a serious problem.
In the end, help came from an unexpected corner. It seems Uncle Vincenzo is a very well connected
maffiosoman and he offered to enlist the help of his peoplefriends in exchange for twice as much money as beforeour friendship. This was an offer which we couldn't refusegladly accepted. Our suspicion is that Uncle Vincenzo has friends in the hotel business, and more specifically in the housekeeping area of said business, but we have no confirmation and this is just conjecture on our part. We hope you value all that cash we laid outour efforts on your behalf.
Disclaimer: We cannot prove with any certainty that these were in fact written by the bachelorettes. For all we know, Mario (or his Uncle Vincenzo) is also an extremely talented creative writer and cleaning pools is his day job...and a great way to keep that sexy golden tan.
Thanks to contributing FORT writers and moderators : Yardgnome, AJane, lildago, roseskid, MsFroggy, AshleyPSU, marybethp, MotherSister, Marleybone, Mariner, speedbump, PhoneGrrrl, and Amanda.