Wary of incurring his formidable Uncle Vincenzo's wrath, Mario was somewhat more reluctant this week to offer up the goods. In our usual dawn meeting, Mario - tanned, sexy and healthy - demanded
way more cashassurances that we will maintain our silence. We swore up and down that we will not disclose any sensitive details such as Mario's clandestine encounters behind the pool house with Bettina and Jennia couple of Bachelorettes who shall remain nameless.
Mario's job is becoming more difficult by the day because his, er, "contacts" inside the Bachelorette house are being sent home at an alarming rate. Therefore he felt that we needed to offer him more
cold hard cashencouragement this week, especially since it seems Uncle Vincenzo may have gotten wind of his exploits.
Disclaimer: We cannot prove with any certainty that these were in fact written by the bachelorettes. For all we know, Mario is also an extremely talented creative writer and cleaning pools is his day job...and a great way to keep that sexy golden tan.
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