Our sexy pool boy, Mario, has agreed to help us out again this week, in exchange for
cold hard cashour continued discretion. From our conversations with him, it became clear that Mario takes our vow of silence about the provenance of these diaries extremely seriously, and will not hesitate to contact his Uncle Vincenzo in Sicily should these diaries end up in the wrong hands.
During our secret dawn meeting, Mario, who showed up deeply tanned, oiled and well muscled, as befitting any good pool boy, was good enough to offer a few additional insider details about life in the Bachelorette house. He sighed deeply as he told us tales of being ogled day in and day out by
sex starvedpretty girls and even whispered some juicy details into our ear, that we just find too shocking to relate. Maybe next week. Hopefully Uncle Vincenzo won't find out.
Disclaimer: We cannot prove with any certainty that these were in fact written by the bachelorettes. For all we know, Mario is also an extremely talented creative writer and cleaning pools is his day job...and a great way to keep that sexy golden tan.
Thanks to contributing FORT writers and moderators : Yardgnome, AJane, lildago, roseskid, MsFroggy, AshleyPSU, MotherSister, Marleybone, speedbump, PhoneGrrrl, and Amanda.