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    The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    Since we lost our connection at the bachelorette mansion, we’ve had no one to smuggle pages from their diaries. Until now. It seems that Mario, the sexy pool boy, was caught rifling through the ladies’ underwear drawers where their diaries are hidden. In exchange for our silence (and a pair of undies), he’s agreed to provide us with a glimpse of their most private thoughts.



    Bettina:


    Deanna:


    Hillary:



    Jade:



    Jenni:


    Kristy:


    Lindsey:


    McCarten:


    Sarah:


    Sheena:


    Solisa:


    Stephy:



    Disclaimer: We cannot prove with any certainty that these were in fact written by the bachelorettes. For all we know, Mario is also an extremely talented creative writer and cleaning pools is his day job...and a great way to keep that sexy golden tan.


    Thanks to contributing FORT writers and moderators : Yardgnome, AJane, lildago, roseskid, MsFroggy, AshleyPSU, marybethp, MotherSister, Marleybone, Mariner, speedbump, PhoneGrrrl, and Amanda.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    Oh my God LILDAGO - how awesome is this! Keep it coming! I only got thru the first few diary pages but now plan to keep reading..just had to post that this is fantabulous work!

    I to you!

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    OMG, I am cracking up over here!! The best were Bettina, DeAnna, Hillary, Lindsey and McCarten.

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    lildago, you rock! I've been waiting for these ... they're my favorite part of the season. Thanks for contacting the pool boy Sheena's entry was particularly awesome. You made my night!

    Do you think Mario will be able to find Chris Harrison's diary of manly thoughts? Or is he not into boxer raids?

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    Thanks, guys, but I'm not flying solo. Thanks also goes to the other writers and mods who collaborated with Mario on this.


    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar
    Do you think Mario will be able to find Chris Harrison's diary of manly thoughts?
    We'll have to see if Mario's up to that challenge. It may be a risky job.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    lildago....yippee, the diaries are back. Great jobs Yardgnome, AJane, lildago, roseskid, MsFroggy, AshleyPSU, marybethp, MotherSister, Marleybone, Mariner, speedbump, PhoneGrrrl, and Amanda.
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    THIS IS AWESOME!!! I'm really cracking up here... I particularly enjoyed Bettina, DeAnna, Hillary and Solisa, but the others are hilarious as well!!! PLEASE keep those diaries up!!!
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    I am sooooo glad a new target for extortion, er bribery, has been found. I've missed these insider tidbits the past couple of seasons.

    I thought those maids (especially in Paris) were getting a tad too demanding; but Mario (even if he's tricking you) sounds like the perfect mark.

    A huge group hug for the very creative and insightful FoRT writers!
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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    Loved the diaries! Keep 'em coming 'Mario'.

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    Re: The Bachelorette Diaries, Compliments of Mario - Part One

    Awesome! Great job everyone. You really have those girls pegged.

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