Because after all, being a muscular, handsome, wealthy, seemingly intelligent man is just not a turn-on unless he’s on television, am I right, ladies? Riiiight.
I think Chris is smitten by Brad because he keeps slyly checking out Brad’s physique, and mentions Brad’s bankroll again.
As Juli walks up to Brad, it’s obvious her girls have a mind of their own because they’re flinging around at will under her low-necked halter dress. She introduces herself as “Juli without an 'e,'” and he answers that he’s Brad with a 'd.' Of course his name has a 'd,' otherwise he’d be 'bra.' You know…like what Juli should be wearing to keep the girls under control.
If she’s honestly “broken her face” twice, I’d say perhaps she should quit drinking. That, or quit chewing gum while walking.