Fun with Bachelor 11

[poo235]

LOL! GREAT stuff, everyone. The funny stuff is hilarious, and the poems and montages are lovely. Thanks so much, everyone! Here's a little Southpark meets The Bachelor.

The Fleissmaster himself....



Brad...just chillin', enjoying some music and a few (too many?) beers before embarking on his amazing (drink!) journey (drink!).



Brad...all dressed up for the final rose ceremony, but looking a little weary after his long journey (drink!).



Jenni....a big smile on her face and ready to dance, as usual!



Hilliary....after her breakdown.

Yes, Carla, I love this! You were so creative

[lyb5007]

Yes, Carla, I love this! You were so creative

Too, too funny. I love this thread!

[seeker]

How will each the two women respond to a proposal from Brad

I'll go first (based on first 6 epis - that's all I've seen)

Jenni - "With all my heart. Oh my God! Yes. (she told the girls when McC asked them about it). I will "jump in" after the season with the Suns is over. I will be there for you 1000%.

DeAhna - (blinking rapidly but very matter of factly) Touch that, I am nervous. You told me I could stay here as long as I wanted. I want to be here and I am falling in love with you. Absolutely, yes. She receives the rose and says "The rose is mine".

Anyone have other scenarios?

[seeker]

Here's Brad with CH before FRC -

CH to Brad - How are you doing, Brad?

Brad: Very well, man. Thank you! You know. I am actually doing very well.

CH: How are you feeling right now that we have come to the end of this journey and you have two beautiful women that you have developed feelings for in the end? Are you excited, are you nervous?

Brad: Wow! I feel very good with my decision, you know. I did develop serious feelings for many women but in the end I found the ONE who will be my wife. I came on the show telling myself I was not going to sell out and I was going to be myself and that is exactly what I did. I am so lucky to have meant 25 beautiful women Chris at the beginning of all of this. Truth be told, I am very lucky that I did find that one special woman that I can spend my life with and I am looking forward to getting to know her better in the future. And no, I am excited but I am not nervous, not at all.

CH - So are you happy with the outcome? Did you buy a ring?

Brad: I will say this, I am very happy with the outcome, Chris. I couldn't be happier, let me tell you. I came on this show looking to find my wife and I will say that I absolutely found the ONE. No question about it. And YES I did buy a ring. It's a simple beautiful ring I wanted to buy for my future wife.

CH: So are you going to propose?

Brad: Wow!Oh my God! Well you just have to wait and see. I might just get down on one knee and propose. You never know, you never know.CH:

Let's take a look at how you got to this point in your journey Brad

Footage from the show follows.

PS: Bradisms have been highlighted.

[RandalR]

[zen4]

Very funny. I totally get it. BTW we've missed you aroun here .

[bigedlb]

Sung to
"Dead Skunk" by Loudon Wainwright, III




Cruisin’ in Malibu late yesterday
He was busy staring in the mirror in his special way
He didn't see the dune buggy car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
You got yer dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Look at his hand, there ain't no rose!
DeDe ought have taken her fist and smacked his nose
He let Jenni go, and it was sposedly hers
But De had too much class to in his face curse

You got yer
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
You got yer dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer Doc Nash, and the prince without realm,
On a Hawaii sunset Navy doc at the helm…
Ya got Bevin, Sadie, and Mo’, and what they went through,
But nothing like Jenni when she was F2!
You got yer
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
You got yer dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over Malibu, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
Like Fleiss, it's in Malibu
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven


The original song is here : 6th song down

[Bloomers]

Sung to
"Dead Skunk" by Loudon Wainwright, III




Cruisin’ in Malibu late yesterday
He was busy staring in the mirror in his special way
He didn't see the dune buggy car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
You got yer dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Look at his hand, there ain't no rose!
DeDe ought have taken her fist and smacked his nose
He let Jenni go, and it was sposedly hers
But De had too much class to in his face curse

You got yer
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
You got yer dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer Doc Nash, and the prince without realm,
On a Hawaii sunset Navy doc at the helm…
Ya got Bevin, Sadie, and Mo’, and what they went through,
But nothing like Jenni when she was F2!
You got yer
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
You got yer dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk at the rose ceremon’
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over Malibu, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
Like Fleiss, it's in Malibu
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven


The original song is here : 6th song down

I don't know the original song, but I like the picture of the dune buggy.
Say! Some folks say he didn't give DeDe the Final Rose because she beat him in the dune buggy race and because she insisted on controlling the position of the toliet seat. They are saying this made him angry and made him rethink his position that morning. Surely, the male ego isn't that fragile???!!

[rileymeboy]

Ode to Bachelor 11 at the FoRT

Will it be the sweet Jenni, or feisty DeAnna
Who captures Brad’s heart, and makes him go gaga? (OK, I know it’s a stretch! Suggestions?)

Will there be a wedding? proposal ? or twist?
Can they make it in real life, at the end of all this?

Is it only illusion? Only Fleissmeister knows…
He’s sliced and he’s diced, kept us all on our toes.

Some are bouncing off pink walls, others driven to drink;
But all might agree, “That man’s made us think!”

He’s told many stories, some at the same time –
There’s romance and mystery and farce intertwined.

We’re also taught lessons as Brad seeks his wife:
Be honest and caring and kind; love your life!

Thoughtless jokes, judging others - we see are not wise;
Do we know how we look, in other folks eyes?

The story’s been great, at least I think so,
But the FoRt’s even better; I don’t want to go.

The Super Sleuths here put Sherlock to shame,
Such talented posters, too many to name!

Screen cappers, videographers, writers, and snarks,
Poets, lip readers, and those who do art;
Fogeys and Newbies and comics who spark
Uncontrolled laughter – You all have my heart!

Great ode to the show..thank you