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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Quote Originally Posted by Carla;2655960;
    [B]I think I've figured out the twist! There were actually 26 B'ettes to start with, and one of them came back! After an analysis of the following screencaps, I think it's Ellie Mae Clampett! Much has been said about the fact that we had to be there from the beginning to see how it ends.
    Carla, this is great!

    It was a blonde and brunette finale after all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lellis819;2656513;
    TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO BE F2

    10. I t's not good on your makeup.

    9. T ime will really slow down when you hear, "however"

    8. S saying swear words are prohibited

    7. U nless your heart is made of stone, it's gonna break.

    6. C oming in second , no perks!

    5. K issing will be pretty much out of the question.

    4. S ex? Yeah right!

    3. B rad is actually going to tell you he cares.

    2. A nd you'll buy it, for awhile, until you get in limo!

    and the #1 reason..........
    1. D on't forget to read down the left column!
    #3 Andy saying to Bevin last year: "This is not a rejection." As opposed to??? I knew that if I had been standing there I would have said, "Please give me your definition of "rejection". Boy, would that have thrown a spanner in the works.....

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Quote Originally Posted by Lellis819;2656513;
    TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO BE F2

    10. I t's not good on your makeup.

    9. T ime will really slow down when you hear, "however"

    8. S saying swear words are prohibited

    7. U nless your heart is made of stone, it's gonna break.

    6. C oming in second , no perks!

    5. K issing will be pretty much out of the question.

    4. S ex? Yeah right!

    3. B rad is actually going to tell you he cares.

    2. A nd you'll buy it, for awhile, until you get in limo!

    and the #1 reason..........
    1. D on't forget to read down the left column!


    Oh, but you forget that there is one undeniably fantastic benefit to coming in second on this show: you're not stuck with the famewhore Bachelor! It may seem like you drew the short straw... until you get back to the hotel and realize you just dodged a bullet. Big time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by babyfaceC;2657494;
    I actually handle the chuggin Monkey website. I apologize if it does bother ya'll that i put those pics up... If you don't want them up on my site I am more than willing to take them down. I would completely understand. If you do mind, please just let me know and I will take them down immediately. I think they are very funny and entertaining though!!

    BabyfaceC
    C'mon they are too great, gotta keep them on. How about the angel one...that's not on there???? Just make sure you play between Jenni and DeAnna so as not to cause upsets among the gals here. You guys are too cool.

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    We now have a hot guy from Texas
    Whose last choice may truly perplex us;

    a kiss and away ?
    or
    she's here to stay ?

    may count before all of the sex does !




    Note, I can't do the photo stuff YET ... maybe next season ... but this thread is such fun to visit !
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    DeAnna, and Jenni ... Here a toast to having a nice family to come visit...

    Soothsayer and attitude free!


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    Brad’s Proposal in Song

    I am Amazed by my Brown-eyed girl. You’re the Best thing that ever happened to me! Cross my Heart! You’re beautiful and my Fantasy is to be Close To You!
    Because of you, I feel wonderful tonight!

    Come Away with me, I don’t want to live without you. And I don’t want to miss a thing!

    I knew I loved you because I listened to my Heart!
    We belong together, You and Me. Hold my hand, Take a chance on me and This I promise you It’ll be Unforgettable..

    Because you loved me and All the things you are, I can Breathe, With arms opened wide, Let me Love you!

    I understand you most, When you say nothing at all!Come what may, I’ll spend All my life on bended knee, Because of You!
    To be a Fly on the wall! Seek and ye shall find!

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Brad Womack: Bar Hop of Love (i.e. Bret Michels: Rock of Love)

    Brad asks both ladies to be his girlfriend to test them and see who would say yes and who would say no. Jenni, wanting to not lose Brad and show him how willing she is to work things out with him and be patient while he decides where his heart is, willingly says yes. DeAnna, not wanting to share the man she loves with another woman, declines his offer.
    Brad, realizing that DeAnna's heart is more invested in this process with him, tells Jenni that he thinks she's a rad chick but he feels that she is not ready to commit to him and only him. Jenni, having her heart broken, pulls a Hillary and says a bunch of words the censors can't air on television.
    Brad asks DeAnna to come to him. He tells her that he tested her to see if she was as committed to him as he thought all along. (He basically wanted to make sure the comment she made about her heart being his was true.) They then proceed to make out and Fleiss allows the viewers to catch the first glimpse of a physical connection between the two. The camera then pans out to a view of all Brad's bars in Austin. In the background, the faint sound of Jenni's rampage is heard in the Texas sky.

    Tune in next season for Brad Womack: Bar Hop of Love 2, I think you'd better make this shot a double!
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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    I posted this in the most shocking finale ever thread but thought I'd place it here, too. This thing pretty much wrote itself. Enjoy!

    Okay, how about this for a shocking finale that you'd have see from the beginning to understand.

    DeAnna arrives first and Brad tells her how wonderful she is but before he even gets to the BUT...he mispronounces her name (like he did at the first rose ceremony). Her temper flares and she tells him that if he still can't pronouce her name correctly, then he's not the guy for her. Then she grabs the rose off the altar and beats him about the head with it before she storms off. This accounts for the sad-looking rose in one of the caps.

    Jenni arrives and dances down the aisle to Brad with that big toothy smile plastered on her face. Brad starts to giggle (thus, mirroring his beloved) and they paw each other on the pedestal. He tells Jenny she is his gal and gives her the rose. She reflexively brings it to her nose to smell and with her eyes closed says "Oh Brad, this rose smells just like your hair." Then she opens her eyes to the mangled rose and her face falls. "How could you give me a rose that looks like this?"

    At that point Bettina peeks out from the shrubery behind the pedestal and says "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Whereupon, Brad jumps from the platform and rushes to Bettini, pulling her out of the shrubery, saying "How dare you judge that rose?!"

    Jenni is horrified and flees.

    Bettini manages to wrestle free from Brad's grasp and dives into the ocean.

    Brad is left to contemplate the ring as the sun sets on his journey.

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    Ode to Bachelor 11 at the FoRT

    Will it be the sweet Jenni, or feisty DeAnna
    Who captures Brad’s heart, and makes him go gaga? (OK, I know it’s a stretch! Suggestions?)

    Will there be a wedding? proposal ? or twist?
    Can they make it in real life, at the end of all this?

    Is it only illusion? Only Fleissmeister knows…
    He’s sliced and he’s diced, kept us all on our toes.

    Some are bouncing off pink walls, others driven to drink;
    But all might agree, “That man’s made us think!”

    He’s told many stories, some at the same time –
    There’s romance and mystery and farce intertwined.

    We’re also taught lessons as Brad seeks his wife:
    Be honest and caring and kind; love your life!

    Thoughtless jokes, judging others - we see are not wise;
    Do we know how we look, in other folks eyes?

    The story’s been great, at least I think so,
    But the FoRt’s even better; I don’t want to go.

    The Super Sleuths here put Sherlock to shame,
    Such talented posters, too many to name!

    Screen cappers, videographers, writers, and snarks,
    Poets, lip readers, and those who do art;
    Fogeys and Newbies and comics who spark
    Uncontrolled laughter – You all have my heart!
    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons- Johann Schiller ~and daughters.

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