TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO BE F2
10. I t's not good on your makeup.
9. T ime will really slow down when you hear, "however"
8. S saying swear words are prohibited
7. U nless your heart is made of stone, it's gonna break.
6. C oming in second , no perks!
5. K issing will be pretty much out of the question.
4. S ex? Yeah right!
3. B rad is actually going to tell you he cares.
2. A nd you'll buy it, for awhile, until you get in limo!
and the #1 reason..........
1. D on't forget to read down the left column!