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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Chacharo, and welcome to our little soirée - it's always terrific to see new faces around these here parts.

    Love the Hogan's Heroes, Randal, and Bettina's Evil Father giving Brad bran. Excellent.

    My goodness you all are branching out perfecting your particular creative talents like Estella's poem, SkateMom's superheroes, Cape's Bachelor adventures ala smilies, and Ariel's Ode to Fleisster. I particularly loved this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Arielflies;2640518;
    And who does howl this halloween night?
    Who has been cursed and given a fright?
    The one who is blamed for things getting out of hand;
    That scourge of a happy Bachelorfan, Fleissman.
    Thanks everyone for keeping me roaring with laughter.
    Love The Bachelor? Catch the recap for this season's sacrificial lamb lucky guy here in Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6 and Episode 7.

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    Love, love, LOVE this thread! You all are awesome! You, too, roseskid. Your recaps are the BEST! I truly look forward to them every week, maybe even more than to the actual episodes of TB.

    Cheers to a fantastically talented, amazingly FUNNY group!
    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons- Johann Schiller ~and daughters.

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Finale Episode TV Guide Description:

    It's the 11th-season finale---decision time for Brad. But first, he invites the two remaining bachelorettes to his Malibu digs to spend time with his mom, his twin brother, Chad, and his other brother, Wesley. Then, it's on to last dates (one finalist gives him a journal describing her feelings for him, while the other cooks and gives him a book of family recipes). Then comes the decision. It won't be easy.
    I posted this response to the description:

    Dear Diary,

    I met the most amazing (drink) man today. I really felt like there was an instant connection (drink) the moment that we locked eyes.

    Dear Diary,

    The time that we spent together tonight, on our one on one date, was amazing (drink). I can't wait to see him again.

    Dear Diary,

    The women in this house are b****es. I'm too depressed to write right now.

    Dear Diary,

    I dind't knwo taht I colud conusem thsi mcuh alcolol in suhc a sohrt tmie.

    Dear Diary,

    I'm getting a great tan. The girls are all getting along again, now that there are less of us. I won't go into details about who ruined our stay here but...well, no, I won't go into details.

    Dear Diary,

    I can't believe how fast the time has gone by. I'm amazed (drink) that my initial reservations could have prevented me from being led on such a wonderful and special journey (drink).

    Dear Diary,

    It's almost the end of the road. I hope he chooses me because he really is awesome (drink) in every sense of the word and I can't imagine being with anyone other than him.

    Dear Diary,

    Life sucks, my parents hate me for everything that I said and did on the show, my ex-boyfriend called me to yell at me for being so forward and aggressive with the Bachelor so why was I an ice-cube with him? In fact, he said, "You never, ever, kissed me like that! Then he hung up. I can't get a date, I can't get a job, so I'm moving to Uruguay to volunteer at a shelter for downtrodden women *and* where nobody will recognize me.
    Sorry, couldn't resist

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    Good God, this thread is awesome. You guys are SWEET! All I see when I look at this thread is SWEETNESS! SWEEEEET! Oops, gotta go -- I think my right b00b just popped out . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by sushifan;2648148;
    Good God, this thread is awesome. You guys are SWEET! All I see when I look at this thread is SWEETNESS! SWEEEEET! Oops, gotta go -- I think my right b00b just popped out . . .

    Ahahahahaha!!! LOL Too funny!!!!

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    Yea, I love love love this thread, great job everyone

    here is my contribution for the day


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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheBus;2648756;
    Yea, I love love love this thread, great job everyone

    here is my contribution for the day

    THAT. IS. GREAT!!! Lara Croft even came to my mind when I first heard that Jenni's last name is Croft
    Live well, laugh often, love with all your heart and as though you've never been hurt before

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    I LOVE that! If only there were roses dangling from hairclips in the background . . .

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheBus;2648756;
    Yea, I love love love this thread, great job everyone

    here is my contribution for the day

    Awesome OnTheBus! Super clever idea! LOL!

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    Re: Fun with Bachelor 11

    Rally Cheers for Tonights Show

    READY???? OHHHHKAY!!!!!

    ABC searched far and wide
    To find Brad Womacks' future Bride!
    25 Beauties yes INDEED!
    Guaranteed free of STD's

    ABC don't "write " the show,:nono
    Let it go where it may go.
    If they're crazy we will know
    Even if they're friend or foe!

    Fleiss, Fleiss, he's our man
    Chop and edit that's his plan!
    Splice and dice until the end
    He'll give no clues, he's NOT a friend!:nono

    Levenson, Levenson, she's the one
    Letting this show come undone!
    Please, Please, We want some fun!
    Give us CLUES and watch us Run!

    FORT FORT you're the best!
    Solving puzzles above the rest.
    Others venture on the qwest,
    They can't seem to pass the test!

    Hip hip hooray for all the girls!
    All of them are genuine pearls!
    It ain't fair, it ain't right,
    One of you goes home TONIGHT!

    Pick your favorite cheer and start rooting for you favorite!
    There will be a contest! It counts as a grade for the finale!
    This is your only warning!
    Pass it on!
    To be a Fly on the wall! Seek and ye shall find!

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