Bad Fleiss deserves some bad verse:Originally Posted by Ryvetted;2640254;
Tit for Tat, Ryvetted cat,
She seeks revenge for Fleisster spin.
On padded feet she makes her way
through dusk and dawn across his lawn.
She bounds to the window sill
and what does she see
but the Fleissman himself
putting up a Halloween Tree.
The door ajar, she slinks into the hall
and drops the pages when she spys a ball.
The ball she swats as she would a mouse
while pages of laughter litter the house.
The Fleissman is there before you can say "BOO."
He stretches his arms and yells, "SHOO!"
The tile floor is slippery with Star Trek and Angels
Fleiss flails his arms and drops at bad angles.
A wise cat, Ryvetted, scurries out the door,
leaving a mess on the floor.
And who does howl this halloween night?
Who has been cursed and given a fright?
The one who is blamed for things getting out of hand;
That scourge of a happy Bachelorfan, Fleissman.