The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii - Page 2

soccermom2 · 05-16-2007, 10:17 PM

"It’s a good thing Tessa didn’t hear that voice-over because I suspect she would have climbed out of the tub, then ‘accidentally’ dropped the hair dryer in the water, shouting, “talk about electricity, now, Bachelor Boy!”

This is the best laugh I've had in days - thank you!!!

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Wiccan · 05-16-2007, 11:24 PM

I love your suggestion about Danielle. From your keyboard to God's head... *crosses fingers*

Pansygirl · 05-16-2007, 11:49 PM

Great recap Roses!

Keep up the great stories!

lildago · 05-17-2007, 01:29 AM

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The little girl doesn’t say anything, and we never get to see her face, so I wonder if a crew member didn’t win some kind of bet over dinner last night and the reward was to get their kid on the show but at the last minute the producers refused to show her face - just a guess.

It’s a good thing Tessa didn’t hear that voice-over because I suspect she would have climbed out of the tub, then ‘accidentally’ dropped the hair dryer in the water, shouting, “talk about electricity, now, Bachelor Boy!”

The psychic leaves, and I’ve made a decision based on the love in my heart…I propose next time they pay me the big bucks to blow smoke up their asses…I’d love a 'crack' at it. *ba dum ching*

You’re an amazing (I’m tearing up, so you can drink without me) guy.”

Fabulous funny recap, roses! I'm still laughing at the title!

akb07 · 05-17-2007, 01:47 AM

Another great recap Roses! I seriously think that reading the recaps is better than watching the show!

echo226 · 05-17-2007, 02:24 AM

I won't disturb you & Mr. Roses on Wednesdays while you two are rolling in rose petals ... but I'm coming some Thursday to see the pups fire dance and do the hula.

Another laugh-out-loud recap, roses ! Thank you.

Jewelsy · 05-17-2007, 02:31 AM

A most awesome recap, Roses, M'Dear!

My mom's visiting so we read it together and she loved it just as much.

lopevian · 05-17-2007, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by roseskid

(what is he, Beldar from SNL's Conehead family?)

Great job as always, Roses! Thank You!

Lois Lane · 05-17-2007, 12:29 PM

Roses, I just read this and you have outdone yourself (not an easy feat to do, either)!!! You are too, too funny and as happy as I'll be to see him pick Tessa

I will be so sad not to read any more of your Bachelor recaps until next year!

AFROdeesYACK · 05-17-2007, 01:08 PM

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It’s a good thing Tessa didn’t hear that voice-over because I suspect she would have climbed out of the tub, then ‘accidentally’ dropped the hair dryer in the water, shouting, “talk about electricity, now, Bachelor Boy!”

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05-16-2007, 10:17 PM	#11
soccermom2 quality not quantity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: citizen of planet earth Posts: 57	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii "It’s a good thing Tessa didn’t hear that voice-over because I suspect she would have climbed out of the tub, then ‘accidentally’ dropped the hair dryer in the water, shouting, “talk about electricity, now, Bachelor Boy!” This is the best laugh I've had in days - thank you!!!

05-16-2007, 11:24 PM	#12
Wiccan ~Hopeless Romantic~ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: FL Posts: 543	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii I love your suggestion about Danielle. From your keyboard to God's head... crosses fingers __________________ ♥ *Romantic Skeptic!* ♥

05-16-2007, 11:49 PM	#13
Pansygirl FORT Fogey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Reading a romance novel Posts: 2,170	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii Great recap Roses! Keep up the great stories! __________________ Smile it makes people wonder what you are up to.

05-17-2007, 01:47 AM	#15
akb07 FORT Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 23	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii Another great recap Roses! I seriously think that reading the recaps is better than watching the show!

05-17-2007, 02:24 AM	#16
echo226 FORT Aficionado Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Stuck in the Middle Posts: 4,127	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii I won't disturb you & Mr. Roses on Wednesdays while you two are rolling in rose petals ... but I'm coming some Thursday to see the pups fire dance and do the hula. Another laugh-out-loud recap, roses ! Thank you. __________________ "The way to become boring is to say everything." Voltaire " The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. " Mohandas Gandhi

05-17-2007, 02:31 AM	#17
Jewelsy From the corner of my eye Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in the middle of the Monsoons Posts: 11,818	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii A most awesome recap, Roses, M'Dear! My mom's visiting so we read it together and she loved it just as much. __________________ "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

05-17-2007, 12:29 PM	#19
Lois Lane On a cupcake mission! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Right behind you Posts: 5,063	Re: The Bachelor 5/14/07 Recap: ComehereIwannaleiyou, Hawaii Roses, I just read this and you have outdone yourself (not an easy feat to do, either)!!! You are too, too funny and as happy as I'll be to see him pick Tessa I will be so sad not to read any more of your Bachelor recaps until next year!