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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    That was so great. I learned early on to save these little gems for late in the week when all the other threads start to sound the same and everybody is getting a little snarky with nothing new to sleuth and no believable media leaks. As luck would have it, I have my own pretty private office, because there is no way to keep from laughing out loud. I bow to your brilliance, once again.

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    Awesome, thanks for the laughs!

    Quote Originally Posted by roseskid;2378015;
    As the evening winds down, photos are brought out and Dandy is shown a picture of Danielle and her father crossing the finish line together during a race.
    I thought it was a picture of Danielle's mom and dad crossing the finish line??? Don't make me go back and watch it again...

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    OMG Roses - you had me at the title

    Great recap!!

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    that was hillarious.

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    Roses, I may have missed a post on how you came up with "Dandy," but I keep thinking of the Herman Hermits' song (yes, I am old), "Dandy." It kind of fits our Dandy! I hope it is ok to post the lyrics. Just think of our Dandy with the bachelorettes as you read them:

    Dandy, Dandy
    Where you gonna go now?
    Who you gonna run to?
    All your little life
    You're chasin' all the girls
    They can't resist your smile
    Uh-hmm, they long for

    Dandy, Dandy
    Chattin' up the ladies
    Ticklin' their fancy
    Pourin' out your charms
    To meet your own demands
    And you turn it off at will
    Huh-oh, they long for

    Dandy, Dandy
    Knockin' on the back door
    Climbin' through the window
    Hubby's gone away
    And while the cat's away
    The mice are gonna play
    Uh-hmm, you low-down

    Dandy, Dandy, Dandy

    Dandy, you know you're moving much too fast
    And Dandy, you know you can't escape the past
    Look around you and see the people settle down
    And when you're old and grey
    You will remember what they said
    That two girls are too many,
    Three's a crowd and four you're dead

    Oh Dandy, Dandy
    When you gonna give up?
    Are you feelin' old now?
    You always will be free
    And you need no sympathy
    A bachelor you will stay
    And Dandy you're all right
    You're all right
    You're all right

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    Thank you so much ROSEKID... Bravo on a great recap once again.

    It was Danielle's Mother and Father in the pic

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    OMG, roses - you nailed it again. Awesome job!
    "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    So funny roses! Fantastic job with the recap!

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    she cautiously begins telling him that everyone has a past, and she was once a teenager. *gasp* I’m stunned at this confession, and I wait for Dandy to react, but apparently he’s okay with that.
    Dandy tells auntie he’s ready to settle down and have a “little Dandy” - I’m willing to bet he already has a little Dandy
    *snort*

    Hysterically funny recap, roseskid! Thanks for all your hard work.

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    Re: The Bachelor 5/07/07 Recap: Dandy, The Other White Meat For Grilling

    These recaps are so funny, that I find myself in the middle of the day suddenly laughing out loud because I think of something said in the recap. For instance, today, I was on the computer and the thought of Roses saying that Bevin's Mom and Dad have the exact same rose, what are the odds, causes me to crack up. Those kind of lines make my day.

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