Even beyond the usual desire to read your recap for it's own intrinsic entertainment value, I was glad to read your recap because it confirmed that I watched the right show. For most of the show I thought that I was watching a remake Invasion of the Body Snatchers, not the Bachelor. Does Dandy have parents or was he developed from a pod?
I usually don't remember anything from the show 2 minutes after it's over, but I have a vague recollection that last week Dandy complimented one of the woman for having "manly" qualities. Have the men that he has treated as a naval doctor been whiny and needy? I've known people to be less dramatic about having heart bypass surgery than Bevin has been with her ankle.
Anyway I don't want to quote the parts I loved about your recap - it was a long recap and there was something amusing in every paragraph. It's good to see that the Bachelor brings out the best in at least one woman. If Dandy does marry one of these women, I hope that the inevitable divorce proceedings are televised on court tv and that you are there to recap it.
That's again for the entertaining recap.