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    What do you DO all day? totoro's Avatar
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    The Bachelorette Diaries - Part 5

    Another week, another batch of unauthorized diary entries from the ladies of Lorenzo's harem...














    A million butterfly kisses go out to all who contributed to this effort: AJane, Brandy, Mariner, MotherSister, PhoneGrrrl, Roseskid, Speedbump, totoro and Yardgnome. It has been an amazing journey.
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    MY BOSS IS SO GONNA COMMIT ME...I'M SITTING HERE LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF RIGHT NOW....THESE ARE SO GOOD, ESPECIALLY CHRIS' KEEPER OF THOUGHTS
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    Lisa's "Doodle"

    I guess that means Jen better sleep with the lights on....

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    WONDERFUL JOB EVERYONE! Really, you guys are amazing!

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    Did Chris write his thoughts down on toilet paper?

    I always wonder how you guys manage to steal these pages from the bachelorettes. It must be very, very difficult work.
    Love it!
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    Even the handwriting is perfect!!! Thanks, those are hysterical!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsFroggy
    Did Chris write his thoughts down on toilet paper?
    I remember the toilet paper being rougher looking than that, when I was in Rome!!

    Team Dairy, I just have to say, THIS is THE BEST REASON to watch this show!! !! Those letters are hilarious and the papers and doodles and handwriting is spot on!!
    I loved the Jenn part by Chris:
    everyday I walk past her I'm always asking "Who's that?"

    and from Sadie's
    Thank you, The Rules!
    I knew she was getting this scrip from somewhere familiar!!
    I loved it all and can't wait for the finale letters... maybe you could steal Mama Borghese's dairy page as well... I'd love to hear what she THINKS of her potential daughter in laws??
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    Quote Originally Posted by cafegirl View Post

    I loved it all and can't wait for the finale letters... maybe you could steal Mama Borghese's dairy page as well... I'd love to hear what she THINKS of her potential daughter in laws??
    Now I would even chip in some coins to read Mama Borghese's opinion of the women...maybe she can dash something off in between stints on HSN
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    My eyes didn't deceive me - that is toilet paper! Is Chris having to lock himself in il bagno for privacy these days? Super work, diary hunters (bribers)! I, too, would love to read Mama Borghese's impressions of her future daughters-in-law...remembering that she has suffered through his two previous long term affairs and probably has had her heart broken at least once when Lor and his girls broke up.
    The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Dorothy Parker, (attributed)

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    Hilarious as always!
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