Greetings Bachelor fans, I thought a good send off to Bachelor 8 would be to do what we do best and that's snark our best and most outlandish Rumors of what has happened since the show ended to any and all of the characters in Bachelor 8, including Travis, all the Bachelorettes, Chris Harrison, Fleiss and Co., ABC and the crazy fans!!
This thread has been approved by the the moderators, but please, note this disclaimer: NOTHING in this thread has to deal with truths, they can include half truths, lies, myths, fantasies (keep it clean though :), outlandish reports, you name it, but do NOT post any of the entries that anyone includes here on another forum or blog or in any yellow journalism newspaper or online news site. We do not hold any claim to facts, this is pure fun and fiction.
So, friends, let your imaginations run wild and feel free to include visuals if they help to promote your latest rumor!
First rumor report:
Travis has been reported to sign a deal upon finishing his residency to become a Doctor in the wilds of Africa, and occasionally doing Dr. Travis Tarzan reports for ABC. Sarah tried to sign up to teach school to one of the local tribes, but when she attempted to teach them the song/game, A toodie Ta, the local medicine doctor thought she was putting a curse on the local children and tied her to a stake where she is scheduled to be the next kettle dinner, unless she can quickly convince the locals that they would prefer bundt cakes to Pageant Red meat!
Travis, incognito as Dr. Tarzan for ABC!