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Thread: The Maid Diaries: The Maids Tell All

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    What do you DO all day? totoro's Avatar
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    The Maid Diaries: The Maids Tell All

    We tried to offer our little French maid enough cash to sneak backstage at the Women Tell All Show. Sadly, she said there wasn't enough money in France or the United States or even all of North America to make her watch the six minutes of new footage and risk having to actually talk to Chris Harrison. We did, however, convince her to cover a slightly different Tell All for us. While it is not generally known, the bachelorettes' maids have their own get together to rehash the show. Without further ado, we give you:







    Thanks to FORT writers Suncat7, Speedbump, Roseskid, Mariner and Totoro for organizing a super-successful bake sale and raising enough money to make this happen.
    Last edited by totoro; 02-20-2006 at 11:39 PM.
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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    Scrappy Spartan Broadway's Avatar
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    Too funny, each and every last journal entry. Merci, mon maids y chauffeur!

    Frenchie... Frenchie... get me my drugs!
    You have a face that could blow off manhole covers! I cleaned ze toilet with your toothbrush!
    Never let the things you want make you forget about the things you have.

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    Clever and Hilarious!

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    FORT Fogey girlsmom's Avatar
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    OMG!!! This is amazing.

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    Peace MsFroggy's Avatar
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    Up here in my tree...
    Excellent work! May I say that Giselle is my favorite maid, though. She is so.... stylish!

    "Giselle, I hate French food, make me some peanut butter toast."
    "Feel the sky blanket you/ With gems and rhinestones/ See the path cut by the moon/ For you to walk on" - EV

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    From the corner of my eye Jewelsy's Avatar
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    I had tears rolling down my face after reading this. Excellent job everybody.

    Really, I am saying to her, "You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers!" I hope that thees beetch is reading thees, because I want to say one last theeng: I cleaned ze toilet with your toothbrush. Au revoir, beetch!
    Her name ess Tara, and she a drunk whore. She always yell after me "Frenchiee, Frenchiee, breeng me my freeking drugs, I have headache!" My head would hurt too, if I was always bangeeng it against zee headboards all zee time like zees slut Tara! She tell me "Find me Jack and Johnny!" I think maybe they her secret boyfreends, but it was wheesky, two cases of wheesky.
    Susan catch me looking, and make me practice lines with her! She say "you be Travess, I be Susan". I tell her she already es Susan, but I think she be confused. So I force to play act with her, to say thes lines es if I am Doctor Travess. Et was much creepy, and then Susan, she get so into "acting", she stick nasty tongue en my mouth! I slap her across face, as I no get paid for those actions on thes assignment!
    "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

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    His Peace after the Storm cafegirl's Avatar
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    Great job, everyone... this one was truly a creative, funny effort..
    Can't wait to read the finale diaries!
    "I can do all things through Him who strengthens me!"

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    MIA, RIP, or Busy...
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    My tender little baguette?

    Great work...you guys are extremely talented!
    A Bachelor fan til it dies a slow death and oddly enough, A Rock of Love fan...finest hair extensions from Europe and all. ;-)

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    Who Dat lildago's Avatar
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    Too funny!
    Getting lost will help you find yourself.

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    American Idol Deluxe Arielflies's Avatar
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    Who knew??? A MTA (and not in Boston). It just goes to show you can't trust the help :nono Just wondering - does the chauffer hire out for weekend getaways?

    Great Writing and Crafting everyone...WOOHOO

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