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    What do you DO all day? totoro's Avatar
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    Dear Diary: Where in the World Are the Hos?

    Things got a little hairy with our friend the French maid after she hooked up with an Elvis impersonator on a side trip to Las Vegas. Seems they shook down a pawn shop and she spent a few days in the slammer before escaping returning to France. Luckily, our favorite little ho-bags brought their diaries to the Rose Ceremony and she had no trouble rifling through their luggage while they faced Dr. Stork for the verdict. As long as the mysterious French maid is in our pocket, we'll continue to bring you....

    Fans Of Reality TV Presents: The Ho Diaries, Part 3


    Moana



    Sarah



    Susan




    Thanks to FORT writers Suncat7, Speedbump, Roseskid, Mariner, Hepcat and Totoro for deciphering all of the "i's" dotted with hearts and sorting out the good stuff from the kitty cat stickers...
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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    I have to thank that little French maid. She sure won't let a little thing like armed robbery get in the way of keeping us informed!

    I am SO gonna bag me a doctor.
    That's Pageant Sarah!

    I nearly lost it when I saw what sweet little Sarah was wearing. Does she shop at the Disney store?
    I think she shops at WalMart, the old lady section. And I know for a fact that dress was on clearance just last week.
    "Feel the sky blanket you/ With gems and rhinestones/ See the path cut by the moon/ For you to walk on" - EV

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    I'm sooo glad the maid somehow managed to escape the pokey in Las Vegas. Did she try to sell previously purloined diary pages to an undercover cop posing as Wayne Newton? Oh, well, doesn't matter, because SHE'S BACK! and up to her evil ways

    Poor, poor self-deluded young women. The maid is actually doing them a huge service by exposing them. Hope she has a good blotting tissue for the tear soaked page she takes in two weeks. I think a paper towel might work better than a kleenex, in case she's interested.

    Once again - a thank you to all who have made this a much looked-forward to addition to the Bachelor: PARIS.

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    Excellent job, evreybody. Très bon!
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    I mean CLEARLY Travis is the paste to my construction paper.... the sand to my sandbox. We go together like milk and graham crackers!
    This has been cracking me up all week.
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    Hilarious... absolutely hilarious, everyone.

    (where do you get that program?? I'd love it!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broadway View Post
    (where do you get that program?? I'd love it!)
    Program? What program? This is the result of petty thievery and a little bit of payola!
    I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

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    I'm going to have to look at the brochure for Casa Gondolala... sounds like a beautiful place.

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    Gondolala - I keep thinking Gumbo Ya-Ya when I hear that.
    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

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    Quote Originally Posted by hepcat View Post
    Gondolala - I keep thinking Gumbo Ya-Ya when I hear that.
    And va-jay-jay.

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