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    Dear Diary: Putting the 'Ho' in Hometown

    Now that the wanna-be Mrs. Storks have left Gay Paree and returned to their hometowns with Travis in tow, we had a bit more difficulty obtaining these ultra-exclusive diary pages. But when there's a will, there's a way... especially when there's a freshly unemployed French maid with an axe to grind willing to help out. No more fancy fleur-de-lis diaries this week: the little ladies have scribbled on whatever was near at hand while curling up in their childhood canopy beds. So without further ado....

    Fans Of Reality TV Presents: The Ho Diaries, Part 2

    Sarah S.


    Moana


    Susan


    Sarah B.



    Thanks to FORT writers Suncat7, Speedbump, Roseskid, Mariner, Hepcat and Totoro for deciphering all of the "i's" dotted with hearts and sorting out the good stuff from the kitty cat stickers...
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    Heeeeeee! This was even more fun than the last one!

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    Ho-larious.

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    Another spectacular entry!
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    Totoro and Company!!! Bravo Again!!! This is so much more fun than the show and we don't have to endure the sound effects (but thanks for trying with Sarah B's last Squeal!!
    Loved 'em all!! Can't wait til we hear the Fantasy date diaries!!
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    Laugh out loud snort at the Richard Nixon/San Clemente run for his money comment ... omg ... that was great!!!!

    Good job ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by totoro View Post
    Putting the 'Ho' in Hometown
    Might be the best one-line summation of the show ever devised. Congratulations!

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    I Lurve It!!!!!!!!! Great Job Guys!!!! You Are More Fun Than Watching The Show. Thanks For All You Do!!!!

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    Another bunch of gems...great work to Totoro et al.

    I can't wait to see the diaries after the Fantasy Dates...they're only getting better.
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    This was amazing!! I was laughing so hard!!

    Sarah B's letter was SO funny! I was killing my self laughing with the beggining "*Squeals*" haha!

    Great Job!!

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