Dear Diary: Putting the 'Ho' in Hometown

[lildago]

These are too funny! Great job!

[MsFroggy]

See! I knew the little french maid was going to get the boot after she opted for a life of crime on behalf of the FORT. I'm glad though, that she made one last ditch effort to ensure herself 3 to 5 in the state penitentiary by stealing more of the good stuff for us. What a trooper! These diary pages are priceless!

[Kay118]

Just excellent and thanks for the laughs.

[Arielflies]

Does she have a brother who works room service at the Paris hotel where they stayed after the fantasy dates? Please, you need to find another pipline to these diary pages.

This is a very, very fun read. Thank you to all who put this together.

[Mariner]

We can't completely reveal our sources, but we think you won't be disappointed.

[foodtruck]

these are great...I want to see the entries after the overnight dates...

[snoopy]

Is there a smiley icon who is not puking, but rather "spewing" it's contents from laughter vs. vomiting? If so, please let me know! I DID NOT throw up, I merely spit my food out while reading! There IS a difference!