Dear Mr. Fleiss,
The Paris idea was good. At least if we dont like the people, we get the armchair travelling cheap thrills. We approve of the chateau. We notice it rents out for parties and WEDDINGS. Hint hint. Now if you could just get with the program and stop casting actresses you might be able to do a few more of these.
Dear Allie G.,
I am sorry that they are going to re-air your meltdown tonight. Once was enough and I suppose you thought you would be able to start building back from it. PM me and I'll help you make a virtual Mike Fleiss voodoo doll. There are a number of us who would love to join you in inflicting pain. (Though I am sure you are professionally more focused on pain relief.)
Many of us like you alot. We hope you had a good time in Paris. At least you got to stay and see some of it. You get my vote for "one of the top two women Travis should call if and when he breaks up with Final Rose girl." The other is Jehan. Hope you dont mind.
Click to see Spoiler:Dear Jehan,
What the hell did he do to make you run away? We can keep a secret.
Edited to add spoiler tags.