"When I was nine my brother did a movie called Stand by Me".
"So he's a lot more successful than you?"
"Totally, the only work I get is when he makes the producers hire me too".
Now! they wear helmets?
"I was engaged, not that long ago. I broke it off because he didn't want me doing this show".
"I broke it off with my girl friend for the same reason".
"I'm an open book. Not a book with a lot of big words in it, I'm more of an open comic book".
"Again I apologize for the surprise but the fact is, screwing with your emotions makes for good TV".
"If you came back to Canada with me I really think you'd fit in".
As a Canadian, I'm a little offended by that. Oh wait, she's from Edmonton right? Never mind.