Great job once again, DB!!
and"We want you to pack your bags before your dates and leave them at the door. This has nothing to do with the dates, we just feel it's the only way we're going to get you to clean up your room".
and of course:"I'm taking her to the Savannah Steakhouse. The Savannah Steakhouse is a buddy's restaurant and I told him I'd try to mention his restaurant, the Savannah Steakhouse, as many times as I could. In return my buddy, who owns the Savannah Steakhouse, agreed to forgive my bar tab at the Savannah Steakhouse".
Oh, and the watching sports comment..."My parents live in New York but they come and visit my brother and I in L.A. He sleeps in the bunk right above me".
andand the CAT sounds..."Have you ever dated a single mom before?"
"I've dated women with kids before, but they've always been married".
and the perogie comments!!
You are one funny guy, Danger Bunny!!