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Zinnia Kristine was one of the most memorable bachelorettes ever. We first saw her running to meet Charlie, wearing her bikini and carrying her dress. In her two-minute introduction, she stripped off her dress, announcing that she's a bikini model. She then pulled a poem she had written out of her bikini top. The poem was written, not for Charlie, like Ryan did for Trista, but for the Bachelor, whoever he is. She gives him the poem to keep, Charlie flattered, gives her a flower from the arrangement behind him, in return for that, she gives him her bikini top!
On the dancing group date, Kristine talked about her experiences working long hours in TV production. Then strangely, she said she was a "private investigator for the government".
At the rose ceremony, she stated that she hoped that her name was written in Charlie's heart. Upon not receiving a rose, she professed her love for Charlie (after one date!). But the best part came in her exit interview. She farted! She said "I want to tell him that I love him because of ... (Brrrraaaap) who he is". She was talking, paused, squeezed one out, then finished her sentence!
I'll miss Kristine. What a great bachelorette to talk about. Charlie, to his credit, saw her craziness, and dumped her. Dump the crazy one right away? When has that ever happened?