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Thread: Episode 1 (3/28): All the Hos Down in Hoville

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    What a cheesefest. Excellent job, Mariner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariner
    He thinks getting a tattoo is a good sign in a girl because she is willing to make mistakes. Mistakes including dating Charlie?

    Great recap, Mariner! Thanks for summarizing the skankfest for those of us who've decided to sit out this season.

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    Excellent job Mariner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariner
    [Charlie, whose voice perpetually sounds like he drank too much the night before or ate a pack of cigarettes, grabs Chris by the shoulders and says he’s excited as they head to the hotel.

    I think Charlie truly believes he thinks this. His actions say otherwise.

    The first to sit down with Charlie is Anitra who looks like she’s wearing a white wash cloth with straps.

    More like the ho keeper.

    Even the sucktastic Survivor poet is a Nobel Laureate in comparison.

    Let the skanky ho games begin.
    Great recap Mariner! I am firmly entrenched in the "not watching this abomination" camp, but that doesn't stop me from reading the recaps of my fabulous Forties! Thanks for a great read! I enjoyed it so much more than actually watching it.

    Now to quote you (and don't be surprised if you see this in my sig line at some point in time)... "Let the skanky ho games begin"
    Could does not mean should

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    Mariner.. a belated... way to go on your recap... you nailed it!!
    truly we will
    Let the skanky ho games begin.
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    I had no desire to tune into this train wreck of a show until I read your recap. Excellent job. I couldn't stop laughing. As a result, I watched last night.

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    Bless you Mariner.

    Charlie describes Krisily as cool and down to earth. Apparently in Charlie’s world that means willing to lie down across a bar, expose your stomach, let a guy pour half a shaker of salt on your stomach and then lick it off. I associate down to earth more with Birkenstocks. Charlie gives Krisily a rose and claims it has nothing to do with the body shot. Right.
    Ok I'm still laughing. How low or how ho can he go ? Great recap on what sounds like a wretched show.

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