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    I remember that annoying virgin warrior lover marathoner, Josh, who annoyed me even more than Frenchie.
    Yep, totally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sher
    So Chris isnít convinced. The guys arenít convinced. The photographer isnít convinced. Iím not convinced. Fabrice Ė you might as well be gay because we all believe that you are anyway.
    Loved your recap, Sher! I agree with Mutnodjmet...it's quite the statement that this was without a doubt the best bachelorette episode of the season, and she wasn't even there. With as bleh as Jen is, I think we need to see more of Chris Gone Wild. He was an unleashed riot.
    Love The Bachelor? Catch the recap for this season's sacrificial lamb lucky guy here in Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6 and Episode 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigergirl
    ...and as for JP - well, I'm still not over the whole suit with loafers and no socks thing. Ick.
    you said it, sister. i'm right there with you. that turned me off of JP forever.

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    [QUOTE=sher]
    Fabrice Ė if after you took your shirt off, you continued to get undressed and then made out with the photographerÖ you might want to re-evaluate your sexuality. Iím just saying.





    TOO HYSTERICAL! I am glad I didn't watch, this is mucho better!!

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    Thanks for the recap!

    Jen didn't apologize to Ryan quite the way you described. I liked your version much better!

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    Why My Body Is Not A Carnival Ride & More
    Best line from the show ever that can be used forever ...

    And Iím sure thatís $25,000 heíll never get back.
    Word. I hope this seasons sucker didn't pony up the cash.

    Fabrice Ė if after you took your shirt off, you continued to get undressed and then made out with the photographerÖ you might want to re-evaluate your sexuality. Iím just saying.
    You are totally cracking me up here Sher . Great recap of a strange show.

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    I agree that the title was the best part of the recap. Don't get me wrong, it was dead-on balls accurate, but I could've used more jokes, considering that I personally laughed at least 50 times during this episode! This was mostly because of Chris Harrison's jokes and Andrew Firestone's coming out acting like he was gonna go at it with Keith and Josh's acting like a big baby. DUDE, get some balls and GET OVER IT! Jason carried himself with dignity, why can't you??

    Anyway. It's JP. Sadness because I love Jerry, but maybe I can steal him for myself.
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    Three things surprised me about this season ---

    1) How did Matt Damon end up on the show?
    2) Why is Matt Damon claiming to be a virgin?
    3) Why did Jen kick Matt Damon off the show --- it's not like Ben Affleck's around to upstage him.

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    Great recap Sher. Sadly, I missed the show so THANK YOU for doing such a great job.
    "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbcrowder
    Three things surprised me about this season ---

    1) How did Matt Damon end up on the show?
    2) Why is Matt Damon claiming to be a virgin?
    3) Why did Jen kick Matt Damon off the show --- it's not like Ben Affleck's around to upstage him.
    This and the title to the recap are the funniest thing about this season so far!!

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