Even though I did not actually see the stake go through her heart, we are assured Trish has finally left the building.
He has narrowed it down to Lawyer Barbie and Contractor Barbie. Don’t we all feel liberated?
Dad gives the now prophetic “pro sports is fickle” talk to dissuade any kind of NFL hanger-on types. (Julie would have failed this test badly.)
Dad pulls out “ye olde cliché” book as he announces “be true to yourself.” They hug and J&J leave with a thanks for everything. Mom declares her to be the total package. Dad says she’s immature.
Score at halftime 7 from mom, 6 from dad, as she fumbled the extra point for being a rookie.
Since Jesse had an opinion about that ring, of course Tara chooses it.
Tara has found the key to getting comfortable in front of the camera while kissing a man with whom she has no chemistry: Get drunk.
She has a sweet smile on her face and her attempt at curling her hair has gone terribly wrong, but I feel bad for her all the same.
She runs to the wall and pukes. Awesome.