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    New song: "Jesse's Girls" by Chomp Stickfield

    Here's a new song soon to be released, based on "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield. (thanks for the idea, eny.)

    Jesse is a stud, yeah, I know he’d be a good stud of mine
    But lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define
    Jesse’s got another girl, but I want to make him mine

    And she's watching him with those eyes
    And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
    Yeah 'n he's holding her in his arms on their one-on-one date

    Chorus:
    You know, I wish that I was Jesse’s girl, I wish that I was Jesse’s girl
    Why can’t I be a woman like that?

    Who is the ho he’s hanging with? These chicks are not as good for him as me
    There’s a girl who makes fake weenies who thinks she’s really cute
    I wanna tell her to shut up, cause she sounds smarter when she’s mute

    There’s a rah-rah, a drug dealer. Some jocks and a few who are unemployed
    Could he like Anne-Catherine in her flimsy negligee?
    She so old she needs some Botox, before she starts to decay

    ‘Cos she's watching him with those eyes
    And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
    Yeah 'n he's holding her in his arms on their one-on-one date

    chorus:
    I wanna be Jesse’s girl, I wish that I was Jesse’s girl
    Why can’t I be a woman like that? Why can’t I be a woman like that?

    And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time, wondering what he don’t see in me
    I’ve been slutty, I’ve shown him my fake boobs
    Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be

    Tell me, why can’t I be a woman like that?

    You know, I wish that I was Jesse’s girl, I wish that I was Jesse’s girl
    I wanna be Jesse’s girl, why can’t I be a woman like that, like
    Jesse’s girl, I wish that I was Jesse’s girl, I wanna be Jesse’s girl…..
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    Thanks for the laughs. Now someone needs to record it, and put it to play on the background of FORT Bachelor forum
    ps. This is just my opinion in the matter.

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    Chompy -- you're a nut.
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    Or bored.

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    Hehe but who knows, Trista fell for it.
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    Carrie: What an amazing observation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    Chompy -- you're a nut.
    Why thank you for the compliment, dear Jewls.
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    Great! Now that song will be in my head all night!

    But seriously chomp, you've missed your calling. You should've been a songwriter!
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots
    Great! Now that song will be in my head all night!
    It's better than "C'mon Get Happy" being stuck in your head.
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaFabulous
    It's better than "C'mon Get Happy" being stuck in your head.
    Bobby doesn't even sing "C'mon Get Happy" you silly wench!
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Chompstick(field)

    You really are a strange, but funny one here on this site!!! Keep em coming!
    I'd suggest you sing this one, but with some knowledge of your 'misfortunes' one of the following would happen:

    1. You'd electrocute yourself on stage
    2. You'd electrocute the audience
    3. You'd fall off the stage
    4. You'd impale yourself with the microphone stand

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    Penny: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

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