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    Quote Originally Posted by JunkieGirl
    Chompstick(field)

    You really are a strange, but funny one


    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots
    Bobby doesn't even sing "C'mon Get Happy" you silly wench!
    I know, but the Partridge family does...which is why that song goes off in my head every time I see your face (avatar).
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JunkieGirl
    Chompstick(field)
    1. You'd electrocute yourself on stage
    2. You'd electrocute the audience
    3. You'd fall off the stage
    4. You'd impale yourself with the microphone stand

    Ah, Junkie Girl, you are quite right! Those are all very likely scenarios.
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    Very funny Chompstick!

    Maybe we need a list like the Jeff Foxworthy, "You know you're a redneck when..."

    "You know you're a Jessie's girl when....


    ...you've been in three beauty pagents (preferably in the South)
    ...your monthly hair care bill exceeds your food bill
    ...you have at least thirty four blindingly white teeth...in the top row
    ...your job is a euphemism for 'aspiring model/actress/trophy wife'"


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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaFabulous
    I know, but the Partridge family does...which is why that song goes off in my head every time I see your face (avatar).
    -Glad I'm not the only one that sings that song when I see Q.

    Quote Originally Posted by charlie9
    "You know you're a Jessie's girl when....


    ...you've been in three beauty pagents (preferably in the South)
    ...your monthly hair care bill exceeds your food bill
    ...you have at least thirty four blindingly white teeth...in the top row
    ...your job is a euphemism for 'aspiring model/actress/trophy wife'"


    Quote Originally Posted by junkiegirl
    You really are a strange, but funny one here on this site!!! Keep em coming!
    I'd suggest you sing this one, but with some knowledge of your 'misfortunes' one of the following would happen:

    1. You'd electrocute yourself on stage
    2. You'd electrocute the audience
    3. You'd fall off the stage
    4. You'd impale yourself with the microphone stand
    The possibilities are endless aren't they?

    Who would have thought we get to hang out with such talented people every day here at the FORT? Bravo Chompie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie9
    Very funny Chompstick!

    Maybe we need a list like the Jeff Foxworthy, "You know you're a redneck when..."

    "You know you're a Jessie's girl when....


    ...you've been in three beauty pagents (preferably in the South)
    ...your monthly hair care bill exceeds your food bill
    ...you have at least thirty four blindingly white teeth...in the top row
    ...your job is a euphemism for 'aspiring model/actress/trophy wife'"

    Oh my.....HILARIOUS

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    Too bad I didn't know about the Mole when I wrote this. I might have to add a verse.
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    Now I'm bored with too much time on my hands....but, I can't help it. When I say her name Trish Trash, all I can think of:

    Trish Trash she was taking a bath...
    All upon a Saturday night.
    A rub a dub, just relaxing in the tub
    Thinking everything was all right.

    Well, she said “Jesse look at me, I have long, pretty legs,
    I wanna wrap em around you”
    But Jesse jumped back and said
    “No way Jose” and ran the other way
    and then Trish Trash,
    she was a strolling and a trolling,
    moving and a grooving
    waiting for a new man to take her away.

    Trish Trash
    Bing Bang
    She did the whole gang. Well, maybe 35, but she lost count along the way,
    Weeellll, she was a moving and a grooving.

    Trish Trash
    .

    Okay-lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedalife
    She did the whole gang. Well, maybe 35, but she lost count along the way,
    Weeellll, she was a moving and a grooving.


    Thank you for making my evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedalife
    Now I'm bored with too much time on my hands....but, I can't help it. When I say her name Trish Trash, all I can think of:

    Trish Trash she was taking a bath...
    All upon a Saturday night.
    A rub a dub, just relaxing in the tub
    Thinking everything was all right.

    Well, she said “Jesse look at me, I have long, pretty legs,
    I wanna wrap em around you”
    But Jesse jumped back and said
    “No way Jose” and ran the other way
    and then Trish Trash,
    she was a strolling and a trolling,
    moving and a grooving
    waiting for a new man to take her away.

    Trish Trash
    Bing Bang
    She did the whole gang. Well, maybe 35, but she lost count along the way,
    Weeellll, she was a moving and a grooving.

    Trish Trash
    .

    Okay-lame.

    Ineeda? How many did you have last night?
    Look, I love me most...If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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    Great job ineedalife! By the end of the show, we should have a complete CD to release.
    I support the right to arm bears.

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