So, I guess RS has managed to wake up the complacent by hinting at something "jaw-dropping" that happens at the FRC. Some of the theories I've seen in this thread (and some that I have not):
- - Jillian is being let go at F3 but Jason brings her back. *Just when she thought she made a lucky escape. Dammit!
- - Jason dumps both the F2, calls up DeAnna and she's his F1. *It would serve him right to be stuck with her.
- - Melissa used to be a man. *That was definitely not a breast reduction she had done...
- - Jason used to be a woman. *Makes perfect sense to me.
- - Jason is still a woman. *Those surgeries are so unreliable.
- - Melissa is divorced. *Yawn.
- - Jason runs away with the cameraman. *Makes perfect sense to me.
- - Jason and Melissa get married at the FRC. *Nasty trainwreck times 10. Pluse Jason looks stupid enough to me, he might do it.
- - Jason is crying on the balcony because he just found out that they don't make his favorite brand of granola bar anymore. He is devastated. *This is very plausible.
- - Jason allows Ty to pick his woman for him. *See the theory above that says Jason used to be/still is a woman.
- - ABC filmed two FRCs, one for each F2 woman and will have a national vote on which one people want to see. *Nah! ABC is not that clever.
- - Both women reject Jason and he ends up bawling his eyes out on the balcony. *But they only have one limo available at the FRC. Who gets the limo??
- - Jason and Melissa have met before and it's all one giant setup. *Couldn't he have just asked her out to dinner? Moron.
- - The woman in the blue dress is Shannon who comes back at the last minute armed with a battery operated dental drill and threatens to use it on Jason if he doesn't pick her. *Unlikely. I've never seen a battery operated dental drill.
- - Jason tells both of the F2 that he'd like a three-way relationship and he's picking both of them. *They agree because there is a definite shortage of butt-wiggling himbos with bland smiles in their hometowns.
- - Jason proposes to Melissa but she refuses him. He then runs fast, catches up with Molly and proposes to her with the same ring before she gets in the limo. She slaps him, knees him in the... well, you know. Jason then runs back, begs forgiveness from Melissa who realizes he's the love of her life and accepts. He then puts the ring on her finger. *My favorite.
- - Jason picks Melissa but Ty hates her. Ty only likes Chris but Chris is married. Jason walks away single. *Thanks for wasting our time, jerk!
- - RS is full of it and having a good laugh right about now. *Double the fun!
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